The what if game

...Derriere's thirteen by cake?

What if there was no Weird Al?
 
I already do, so I reach unrivalled levels of suckiness and become famous.

What if I was a normal human being?
 
You'd live in some pond somewhere, get killed for your pelt, and be dead for the rest of your life. :D

What if the stars only appeared once every thousand years?
 
Then you would suck for always asking ME those questions. :-[

What if poll + solution = pollution?
 
Then every time there came a solution to polls, global warming would get worse.

What if there was no Phoenix Games?
 
You'd be happier than Yoshi.

What if Bowser wasn't so brutal in the SMG-section of his article?
 
Then he'd be too nice, all the fanboys would beat on Shiggy, and the universe would ASPLODE

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
 
Then everything would be TEH TRUTH!

What if Mario didn't rescue the princess?
 
Then I'd rename myself to continue.

What if Daisy and Peach switched p(a)laces?
 
You'd 1337 aroungd the world.

What if Shroom Ridge did appear in MKWii?
 
Then gnarly.

What if there were Purple Coins in the sand?
 
Lol.
Then they would be heavy, I guess?

What if Shroom Ridge was in the sand?
 
Boos would be happy to live in Ghostly and not Dusty Dune.

What if Purple Coins were in Shroom Ridge was in the ghostbusters were in the sand was in Sirena Beach?
 
Then you wouldn't have posted this and made me laugh (again).

What if Sirena Beach was in Shroom Ridge?
 
Then... dunno.

What if Gelato Beach was in Sirena Beach?
 
Then Rosalina would recreate it.

What if Shroom Ridge did end?
 
It already pwns.

What if I didn't drop Shroom Ridge that often?
 
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