The what if game

Then you'd be < 1,000,000,000.

What if the ifs revolted?
 
Uniju said:
Than most of the people here would still have lives.

What if I didn't post this?

Then your post count wouldn't of gone up.

What if every user here was a girl?
 
Uniju said:
Than I wouldn't be here, and there would be less than half the amount of users.

What if I had something funny to say "What if?" about?

Uh, we already are.

What if there were only two users here?
 
Uniju said:
Than they'd be Porplemontage and a not-active AgentSeethroo.

What if Ghostyoshi came back?

Zee don't know

What if Ghostyoshi didn't come back?
 
LIES LIES LIES, ALL LIES FROM THE VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY

What if Pirate Goomba WAS a Pirate Goomba?
 
Uniju said:
Than the world would end.

What if that airplane marked the end of the world?

Uniju:

Where? The world would asplode.

What if the airplane was in the Wiki World?

The world would asplode. Read my question.

3D: Then the Pirate Goomba would be a Pirate Goomba.