Re: Fun Facts about you
First of all, I would like to state that I am a Chain-Chomp, not a Bullet-Bill, nor a Human. My favorite Mario Characters are Waluigi, Petey Piranha, Luigi, Bowser, Daisy, Shy Guys, Monty Moles, Wigglers, Bloopers, Baby Luigi, my species, Fawful (I HAVE CHORTLES, TOO!!!), Dry Bones, Dry Bowser, DK, Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., Piantas, Goombas, Paragoombas, Lumas, Rosalina, Lubba, a bunch of Godzilla Characters (Kaiju), Magikoopas, King Boo, & A WHOLE LOT MORE!!! My Least Faves are, well, let's not go into that, OK?
I believe that Chain-Chomps are just misunderstood for nasty, short-fused, EXTREMELY aggressive beings, when they're just provoked by this guy; Bowser. First, Bowser intimidated the Chain-Chomp species by sending Goombas with armor at us! HOW RUDE!!! 2nd, He told all of my royal subjects that "a mean man named Mario was trying to show off his big power over us"(I still don't believe him...)! 3rd, he enslaved every Chain-Chomp he could find, & put a block on the end of our chain (I'm not quite sure how he fastened us to them, though...)! 4th, he kidnapped some girl named "Peach" several times!!! almost every time putting US in the fray HE should be in. 5th, Mario tried to defeat us, but he got hurt every time he touched my citizens, only because Bowser kinda brainwashed them! & now, every body thinks "Oh, look! a
Chain-Chomp! Avoid it at all costs! They'll kill me!" The actual truth is that we chain-chomps are just defending ourselves!!!
Now I shall give you a list of 10 random quotes that I find to be FUNNY. See you after the funniness has gone!!!
Oh, wait... I'm forgetting something... OH!!! THE 'SHROOM!!! I would like some help signing up for the "Fake TV" section of the "Fake News" section of "The 'Shroom." Does anybody reading this know how, or who I should contact? THANKS!!!
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