Fun Facts about you.

Shirley Fenette said:
I have met the bass player for Los Lobos, Conrad Lozano.

Defining met: Going to in his home near Anaheim and having a barbecue at his place with his wife, nephews, nieces, and one or two members of the band .
 
I met several of the Steelers at a basketball game.

Defining met: Autographs :D

Also met Bill Mazeroski at a different event.
 
I have only ever owned one non-Nintendo game console (and it's not even mine, really).
My dream is to go to New York City.
I've had braces for a total four and a half years.
I've had glasses/contacts for seven.
I can navigate fairly well wearing "drunk goggles."
I like to burn magnesium and drop gummy bears into liquid potassium chlorate >8D
 
Re: Fun Facts about you

First of all, I would like to state that I am a Chain-Chomp, not a Bullet-Bill, nor a Human. My favorite Mario Characters are Waluigi, Petey Piranha, Luigi, Bowser, Daisy, Shy Guys, Monty Moles, Wigglers, Bloopers, Baby Luigi, my species, Fawful (I HAVE CHORTLES, TOO!!!), Dry Bones, Dry Bowser, DK, Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., Piantas, Goombas, Paragoombas, Lumas, Rosalina, Lubba, a bunch of Godzilla Characters (Kaiju), Magikoopas, King Boo, & A WHOLE LOT MORE!!! My Least Faves are, well, let's not go into that, OK?

I believe that Chain-Chomps are just misunderstood for nasty, short-fused, EXTREMELY aggressive beings, when they're just provoked by this guy; Bowser. First, Bowser intimidated the Chain-Chomp species by sending Goombas with armor at us! HOW RUDE!!! 2nd, He told all of my royal subjects that "a mean man named Mario was trying to show off his big power over us"(I still don't believe him...)! 3rd, he enslaved every Chain-Chomp he could find, & put a block on the end of our chain (I'm not quite sure how he fastened us to them, though...)! 4th, he kidnapped some girl named "Peach" several times!!! almost every time putting US in the fray HE should be in. 5th, Mario tried to defeat us, but he got hurt every time he touched my citizens, only because Bowser kinda brainwashed them! & now, every body thinks "Oh, look! a
Chain-Chomp! Avoid it at all costs! They'll kill me!" The actual truth is that we chain-chomps are just defending ourselves!!!


Now I shall give you a list of 10 random quotes that I find to be FUNNY. See you after the funniness has gone!!!


Oh, wait... I'm forgetting something... OH!!! THE 'SHROOM!!! I would like some help signing up for the "Fake TV" section of the "Fake News" section of "The 'Shroom." Does anybody reading this know how, or who I should contact? THANKS!!!

Moderator Note: Lay off the off-topic content and eye-searing usage of colors, please.
 
One day, when I was about to serve myself a 2nd food dish, almost the half of spaguethis falled to the floor
 
As a little kid, one of my teeth was metal.
My birthday is two days after my best friend's.
I have a PHD in Yoshology, the study of the Yoshi species.
 
If you look into my family tree, Bartholdi's name can be found. He's my cousin to my family. And who is Bartholdi? He's the guy who built the Statue of Liberty.
 
I've never left the United States
I think the Super Nintendo is the best video game system.
I'm very shy in real life.
I've never broken a bone or have ever been taken to a hospital due to an injury.