Stupid questions, stupid answers.

Because your sense of reasonable humor is cut into pieces, closed away and guarded by Rudnicki sockpuppets.

Why do flies conquer my territory?
 
Maybe you need a shower?

Why would Willy wanna waste watches while wagers' wrists win?

(Yay, aliteration.)
 
Willy was unwilling to watch the watches of the wagers go.

Did you get a haircut?
 
Why NOT not?
 
Because I made it small.

Why is my avatar so weird?
 
Because you're cloud magnet.

Why do dogs dance when the mouse is asleep?
 
Because it's OVER 9000! miles away from the next wine bottle that hangs under the cupboard chamber.

Why do rattling flags use simple larvae as lamps to water their candle holders?
 
Because the candle was about to burn the larvae with the melting wax.

Why was McCain eating at a German resteraunt in Ohio, while Obama was making a speech in Berlin?
 
Because they LOVE me!

Why do superb waves annoy the actual meter in a talk between a hospital, a letter box and a wooden tile when it's raining eggs inside although the air is on vacation on Hawaii?
 
PaperStriker said:
Because they LOVE me!

Why do superb waves annoy the actual meter in a talk between a hospital, a letter box and a wooden tile when it's raining eggs inside although the air is on vacation on Hawaii?
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It's Sunny on the east coast.

Why is there a bill in my mail box asking me to pay my own salary?
 
because lorumipsum is equal to the sum of admidumvenium and the square root of teragulaf!


Why is Syndrome mad at Mr Incredible?
 
Because Mr. Incredible has Metabollic syndrome himself, and is not admitting it.

Why is there toilet paper in my PC hard drive?
 
Because my computer was MAAAAAGICAAAAAALL...


Why is my computer magical?
 
NO U!

So who are you?
 
The Baby who was smoking in my Avatar.

Why was pikachu genitically altered? (in my avatar?)
 
Because he was given Ganondorf's moveset.

Why would someone eat a raspberry lemon pie?
 
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