Stupid questions, stupid answers.

Because your sense of reasonable humor is cut into pieces, closed away and guarded by Rudnicki sockpuppets.

Why do flies conquer my territory?
 
Maybe you need a shower?

Why would Willy wanna waste watches while wagers' wrists win?

(Yay, aliteration.)
 
Willy was unwilling to watch the watches of the wagers go.

Did you get a haircut?
 
Why NOT not?
 
Because I made it small.

Why is my avatar so weird?
 
Because you're cloud magnet.

Why do dogs dance when the mouse is asleep?
 
Because it's OVER 9000! miles away from the next wine bottle that hangs under the cupboard chamber.

Why do rattling flags use simple larvae as lamps to water their candle holders?