PaperStriker
I propose for the location going here.
Because your sense of reasonable humor is cut into pieces, closed away and guarded by Rudnicki sockpuppets.
Why do flies conquer my territory?
Why do flies conquer my territory?
Stupid questions, stupid answers.
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Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Willy was unwilling to watch the watches of the wagers go.
Did you get a haircut?
Did you get a haircut?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Why NOT not?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because I made it small.
Why is my avatar so weird?
Why is my avatar so weird?
NeuralPsychosis
Chain Chomp
It might be because you lied when you were seventeen.
Why does it always rain on me?
Why does it always rain on me?
PaperStriker
I propose for the location going here.
Because you're cloud magnet.
Why do dogs dance when the mouse is asleep?
Why do dogs dance when the mouse is asleep?
PaperStriker
I propose for the location going here.
Because it's OVER 9000! miles away from the next wine bottle that hangs under the cupboard chamber.
Why do rattling flags use simple larvae as lamps to water their candle holders?
Why do rattling flags use simple larvae as lamps to water their candle holders?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because the candle was about to burn the larvae with the melting wax.
Why was McCain eating at a German resteraunt in Ohio, while Obama was making a speech in Berlin?
Why was McCain eating at a German resteraunt in Ohio, while Obama was making a speech in Berlin?
PaperStriker
I propose for the location going here.
Because they LOVE me!
Why do superb waves annoy the actual meter in a talk between a hospital, a letter box and a wooden tile when it's raining eggs inside although the air is on vacation on Hawaii?
Why do superb waves annoy the actual meter in a talk between a hospital, a letter box and a wooden tile when it's raining eggs inside although the air is on vacation on Hawaii?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
It's Sunny on the east coast.PaperStriker said:
Why is there a bill in my mail box asking me to pay my own salary?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because Mr. Incredible has Metabollic syndrome himself, and is not admitting it.
Why is there toilet paper in my PC hard drive?
Why is there toilet paper in my PC hard drive?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because my computer was MAAAAAGICAAAAAALL...
Why is my computer magical?
Why is my computer magical?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
NO U!
So who are you?
So who are you?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
The Baby who was smoking in my Avatar.
Why was pikachu genitically altered? (in my avatar?)
Why was pikachu genitically altered? (in my avatar?)