Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because he was given Mario's moveset.
Why is there toilet paper in my printer?
Why is there toilet paper in my printer?
Stupid questions, stupid answers.
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Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
That mushroom pie that you gave to Me the other day.
Why is there toilet paper in my stereo?
Why is there toilet paper in my stereo?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
X was taken by the X-nauts.
Why do you have toilet paper in your ear?
Why do you have toilet paper in your ear?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
They ran out of sticks. Even if they had fish left.
Who is eating my fish schtick?
Who is eating my fish schtick?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
I dunno, 'cuz I live in the eye.
Why is my "g" key missing?
Why is my "g" key missing?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because your *utter is full. And since I'm missing my "*" key, now I'll have to censor all of my *s. That's just *reat.
Why haven't YOU cleaned the pipes?
Why haven't YOU cleaned the pipes?
NeuralPsychosis
Chain Chomp
He lost his mind watching TV.
Why do I have an evil look on my face?
Why do I have an evil look on my face?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because you ripped Lucario's head off, so you could wear it as a mask! 
Why are there fish in my fish bowl?
Why are there fish in my fish bowl?
PhilibusterBeetle
Spiny
Because you can't keep a cat in it.
Why must the state the Simpsons live in be such a big secret?
Why must the state the Simpsons live in be such a big secret?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because I don't understand that sentence.
Where is Mario in my avatar walking to?
Where is Mario in my avatar walking to?
PhilibusterBeetle
Spiny
To the grocery store.
Why must we keep meeting like this?
Why must we keep meeting like this?
PhilibusterBeetle
Spiny
Um, Jeff!
Why did I say that?
Why did I say that?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Because I'm stedily approaching 1000 posts!
Who is Jeff Vader?
Who is Jeff Vader?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Werr... Whas't Tpalsa?
What' YOUR MOMMA?
What' YOUR MOMMA?
PhilibusterBeetle
Spiny
Buttered toast!
Why are you obsessed with mayo?
Why are you obsessed with mayo?
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
Mayoyo! (Yomama!)
Where is this? Who am I? Why am I asking more than one question?
Where is this? Who am I? Why am I asking more than one question?
PhilibusterBeetle
Spiny
*facepalm*
Why are there two scoops in every box?
Why are there two scoops in every box?