Stupid questions, stupid answers.

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Because he was given Mario's moveset.


Why is there toilet paper in my printer?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
That mushroom pie that you gave to Me the other day.

Why is there toilet paper in my stereo?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
X was taken by the X-nauts.


Why do you have toilet paper in your ear?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
They ran out of sticks. Even if they had fish left.


Who is eating my fish schtick?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
I dunno, 'cuz I live in the eye.

Why is my "g" key missing?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Because your *utter is full. And since I'm missing my "*" key, now I'll have to censor all of my *s. That's just *reat.

Why haven't YOU cleaned the pipes? :smug:
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Because you ripped Lucario's head off, so you could wear it as a mask! :eek:

Why are there fish in my fish bowl?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Because I don't understand that sentence.

Where is Mario in my avatar walking to?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Because I'm stedily approaching 1000 posts! :eek:

Who is Jeff Vader?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Werr... Whas't Tpalsa?

What' YOUR MOMMA?
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Mayoyo! (Yomama!)

Where is this? Who am I? Why am I asking more than one question?
 
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