Lynn Minmay

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didn't realize until i saw this image but congrats to modern paper mario for getting rid of all the female characters sans peach, birdo, and then one third female character in each game, i guess?


(i am not seriously congratulating them obviously, fuck them for this shit like genuinely)

6' trans femme vs 5'11 cis male

flash flood warning

im in danger

i still have not started paper mario the thousand year door or princess peach showtime but i cannot start princess peach showtime because i think the shrinkwrap nintendo uses is what they wrap fort fuckin knox in lol

mario gone WOKE

'let's-a get pronouns theyuigi!!!'

WE PAY WE GAY

people will join this forum and make like 6 posts and they're all completely insane and then their threads get
moved to thread storage and they never show up again for like 4 months and then come back and start posting the exact same shit again and then get hit with a permaban by the mods

it's wild

In the Greek dub of Thomas the Tank Engine, the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt is called Kýrios Chontropatátas, which basically translates to MR FATTY POTATO

the w on wario's had stands for woke

I have Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Princess Peach Showtime now.

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE 'Wtf Viola your grandpa died and you bought video games???????????????????' let me point out two things:
1. I had an NSO voucher to use that I redeemed to get TTYD digitally yesterday. (I bought the vouchers back in March because I wanted Pokémon Shield and was saving the other for something else)

2. I bought Princess Peach Showtime physically yesterday with cash BEFORE my grandpa died, OK. He died at 8:42 pm and I was at GameStop at like 7pm when I bought the game. I was not out shopping knowing he was dead, I was at home when I learned it.

THIS ALL HAPPENED YESTERDAY BEFORE HE DIED, I AM 100% GUILT-FREE WITH THESE PURCHASES.

He's gone y'all.

My grandpa just passed.

effective immediately: mario will stop saying 'wahoo' and start saying 'fuck' as originally intended by shiggy miyamoto

I don't care what the Nintenzoomers say, Super Mario 64 DS is not and never will be a good version of Super Mario 64.

'Yeah I love to play the port of the game that literally popularised analog controls on a system that doesn't have an analog stick'
- Literally what insane people say

Why the fuck do we celebrate pride 'month', why are we humoring the delusions of people who actually believe that months exist????

words magical girls say

I GOT PRIDE CUPS AT TARGET

My grandpa is going to hospice tomorrow y'all

Discussing end of life care for my grandpa tomorrow

she sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. no one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

step 1 - you must create a sense of scarcity. shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see. bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island. stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than the diamond

step 2 - gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em. hit 'em like bronson. influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertaiment - if you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man

3 - it's monopoly. invest inside some property, start corporation, make a logo, do it properly 'shells must sell,' that will be your new philosophy. swallow all your morals, they're a poor mans quality

4 - EXPAND. EXPAND. EXPAND. clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands

5 - why just shells? why limit yourself? she sells sea shells - sell oil as well

6 - guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks. sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

7 - press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes. then run to be the president of the united states

8 - big smile mate, big wave, that's great. now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

9 - polarize the people, controversy is the game - it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

10 - the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore - and you sell seashells on the seashore

bloody hot right now innit

my windows 11 install destroyed itself somehow (despite me not having booted into windows 11 over a week) and i'd be freaking out more if i didn't already dual boot and use linux mint too lol

instead i'm just annoyed cuz i'll probably have to reinstall windows at some point but i hate installing windows so i'm not doing it now

btw the hospital called me last night (7:30 pm) and they said my grandpa is doing better

I TURNED MY FUCKIN AC OFF WHILE I WAS GONE AND NOW IM BACK HOME AND IM DYING