Little Jacob

Previous usernames

Loading…

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom! Wallace Ulysses will be teaming up with a certain snarky chef to make a Waluigi-themed dish, and Waluigi and Company have a battle for the second piece of the Circle of Lightning in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 5!

Hey, everything okay? You removed your profile picture and I just wanted to make sure you're alright.

Am I the only one who thought the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song said "Come inside and get surprised" instead of "Come inside, it's fun inside" at a younger age?

HE'S DEAD NOO

Be sure to check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom once it releases! You'll be able to get the clues that you can use to make a delicious hot beverage for the chilly fall months in Cooking Guide, Wallace Ulysses and his faithful secretary set out to discover the jewel city that acts as Waluigi's stomping grounds to Wario's Diamond City in Travel Guide, ClawgripFan9001 and Company wrap up on clearing out Talpidae Tunnels in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi and his allies continue to brave the horrors of Chateau du Framboise in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 4!

I'm once again having one of those days where I'm dwelling on all sorts of things from days past, days of here and now, and days of yet to come. And it's once again not a pretty day to be having.

Based on what I'm seeing here, it's looking like we might have to have an exhibition match at the Glitz Pit sometime

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom issue once it drops later! Wallace Ulysses will be sidestepping into the non-existent shoes of ClawgripFan9001 by covering a baseball game between Waluigi and his green-clad rival in Sport Report, that rugged reporter Claw Gripstofferson will be covering a recent economic surge for the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop in News Flush, and Waluigi and his Band of Brothers continue to clean out Chateau du Framboise of the Luff Empire's spooks in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 3!

Being by myself in the late night hours often gives me the tendency to dwell on all sorts of things from the past to the present and finally the future. Am I the only one who does that when by myself in the late night hours?

The last two days at work (Yesterday and today) have been pretty boring. There hasn't been any mail for me to pick up and deliver, so for the most part, I have just been sitting around in the office and answering to the mailroom package exchange point every now and then.

Wow, the Awards sure were fun last night! I had a great time while I was there, for sure! I look forward to this next year of the Super Mario Wiki and The 'Shroom as a whole!

Apparently, Peta is going after Nintendo once again because of their inclusion of cows having nose rings in Mario Kart World. After they made those two Super Mario Bros style games to protest against KFC and McDonald's as well as that crude Mario Kills Tanooki gobbledygook to protest against Mario's usage of Tanooki Suits in Super Mario 3D Land, this is yet another reason why the Mario fandom laughs in the face of these "animal rights activists" every time they target the Mario series, lol.

Sounds like I missed the Boards malfunctioning while I was asleep. Ah well, good thing it's the type of occasion I don't really mind missing.

Everything okay, Clawgrip? I noticed you don't have a profile picture anymore.

Are participation trophies and consolation prizes just a band aid to patch up people's figurative wounds telling them they were failures?

Just got word that wrestling legend Hulk Hogan passed away from what sources believe to be cardiac arrest at the age of 71. Definitely a celebrity death I didn't expect to see this year, but still an unfortunate one all the same. Godspeed, Hulkster.

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom issue once it releases. Me and DryBonesBandit have collaborated on a tag team adventure for Cooking Guide and Dry Dry Data respectively, that charming rogue Wallace Ulysses will be bringing you the latest weather predictions for the Waluigi's Island region in Weather Forecast, my Mariosona and his friends continue to throw down on the sports field against the Zellon Armed Forces in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi and his band of brothers continue to wipe out Minister Crêpe's evil Luff Empire in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 2!

I just had a (At least to me) groundbreaking idea for a writing plan for next year's calendar of The 'Shroom come to me. I've been seeing a lot of content appear in my YouTube recommendations discussing Nintendo's mistreatment of Diddy Kong lately, and that gave me the idea of constructing a year-long writing plan for The 'Shroom's 2026 run - In a similar vein to me writing all sorts of Waluigi themed 'Shroom sections as a means of celebrating an unofficial Year of Waluigi in 2025, I was thinking of writing all sorts of of Diddy Kong themed 'Shroom sections all throughout 2026 as a means of achieving justice for Diddy Kong after his mistreatment from Nintendo. I was thinking of nicknaming this writing plan "Diddy Kong Redemption", a play on "Diddy Kong Racing" and "Red Dead Redemption". What do you think? Is this writing plan for 2026's 'Shroom run workable?

Today, our favorite cartoon sponge, Robert "Spongebob" Squarepants, turns 39 years old! Happy birthday, Bobby! One more year before you're officially middle aged like in the picture!

I know I talked about Girl Meets World before on here, but the more I delve into how messy the show really was, the more I wonder if the show's writers were under the influence of alcohol or other such intoxicating consumables while writing the episodes and the accompanying scripts for the show, or if the majority of the show's scenes were improvised because the kids were under the influence of alcohol and other intoxicating consumables and the directing crew just decided to roll with it.

Yar, why'd Captain Syrup cross the road? 'Cause she couldn't find a Warp Zone!

Is it true that the reason Patrick Star didn't cry after being turned into a baby in Spongebob's Goo Goo Gas episode is because if real life babies don't cry after their birth, it's a sign they have a severe mental condition, which would explain why Patrick is so highly unintelligent?

Check out The 'Shroom's Villain Summer Special Takeover when it releases today, for I've got an interesting line-up of villain-themed sections on offer for you all, including a certain alien invader hijacking the Fake News offices to bring you a documentary on his upbringing and arrival in the Mushroom World, Wallace Ulysses bringing you the latest Waluigi-themed news regarding an alleged crime our favorite purple troublemaker has committed, and Waluigi going on an epic quest across the Waffle Kingdom to bring retribution to the sorcerer who previously took his life!

When it comes to writing fanfiction for the Sonic fandom, I'm about as useless as Omochao, and when it comes to writing fanfiction for the Total Drama fandom, I'm about as incompetent as Ezekiel...

Man, I can't wait for my two weeks of summer vacation to begin, because the hot weather combined with the general insanity of my workplace is really trying my patience...