Wallace Ulysses

Wallace Ulysses

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    Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom issue once it drops later! Wallace Ulysses will be sidestepping into the non-existent shoes of ClawgripFan9001 by covering a baseball game between Waluigi and his green-clad rival in Sport Report, that rugged reporter Claw Gripstofferson will be covering a recent economic surge for the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop in News Flush, and Waluigi and his Band of Brothers continue to clean out Chateau du Framboise of the Luff Empire's spooks in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 3!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Being by myself in the late night hours often gives me the tendency to dwell on all sorts of things from the past to the present and finally the future. Am I the only one who does that when by myself in the late night hours?
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    Hooded Pitohui
    Hooded Pitohui
    One's mind drifting aimlessly and getting stuck on certain thoughts is a fairly common late-night experience. You're far from alone with that.
    Polymorph
    Polymorph
    One of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard is never to trust what your brain tells you about your life after 9:00 PM. You're definitely not alone and honestly, I would love to see a professional study about why it's so common.
    Wallace Ulysses
    The last two days at work (Yesterday and today) have been pretty boring. There hasn't been any mail for me to pick up and deliver, so for the most part, I have just been sitting around in the office and answering to the mailroom package exchange point every now and then.
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    Boo1268
    Boo1268
    @ClawgripFan9001
    Thats cool! ive always seen thouse types of guys in movies but ive never seen one in person whats it like?
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    @Boo1268 It's a good job, I can tell you that. It's physically challenging work, outdoors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry, because even in the age of the internet, with e-mail and the like being a thing, actual letters still aren't outdated, especially within the type of postal network I'm employed under.
    Boo1268
    Boo1268
    Well good for you! People deserve a job that not only pays well but also you enjoy
    Wallace Ulysses
    Apparently, Peta is going after Nintendo once again because of their inclusion of cows having nose rings in Mario Kart World. After they made those two Super Mario Bros style games to protest against KFC and McDonald's as well as that crude Mario Kills Tanooki gobbledygook to protest against Mario's usage of Tanooki Suits in Super Mario 3D Land, this is yet another reason why the Mario fandom laughs in the face of these "animal rights activists" every time they target the Mario series, lol.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Sounds like I missed the Boards malfunctioning while I was asleep. Ah well, good thing it's the type of occasion I don't really mind missing.
    Dingodile
    Everything okay, Clawgrip? I noticed you don't have a profile picture anymore.
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    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    @Cayde It's not really the games that aren't bringing me the fulfillment I'm looking for. It's more so roleplaying and writing fanfiction in the Sonic fandom or just generally being in Sonic fandom spaces that aren't bringing me the fulfillment that I'm looking for.
    Dingodile
    Dingodile
    Ah, okay. Thank you for clarifying.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    @Cayde You're welcome. I'm hoping that roleplaying and writing fanfiction for the Animal Crossing fandom as well as being in general Animal Crossing fandom spaces will bring me new forms of fulfillment while I take a long break/hiatus from the Sonic fandom.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Are participation trophies and consolation prizes just a band aid to patch up people's figurative wounds telling them they were failures?
    Boo1268
    Boo1268
    this to me is a double edge sword SURE kids shouldnt get these because they can teach them the value of failure and how you need to work harder next time mainly giving you something to work towards BUT on the other some kids need those dinky little trophys to keep up there confidence and some a just happy to have SOMETHING to hang up on there wall or shelf rather than nothing.
    Magolor
    Magolor
    *insert controversial opinion*
    Wallace Ulysses
    Just got word that wrestling legend Hulk Hogan passed away from what sources believe to be cardiac arrest at the age of 71. Definitely a celebrity death I didn't expect to see this year, but still an unfortunate one all the same. Godspeed, Hulkster. 🖤🙏
    Farrah Goodfairy
    Farrah Goodfairy
    Wow I didn't know Hulk Hogan passed away (apparently it was today). To be honest I'm not entirely sure he was a great guy based on what I've heard about him, but I would not celebrate his passing either. Hulk Hogan is also one example of a real-life person who was referenced in a Mario game, in fact my favourite Mario game of all time - Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, where his name is Hawk Hogan in the Spanish localisation.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom issue once it releases. Me and DryBonesBandit have collaborated on a tag team adventure for Cooking Guide and Dry Dry Data respectively, that charming rogue Wallace Ulysses will be bringing you the latest weather predictions for the Waluigi's Island region in Weather Forecast, my Mariosona and his friends continue to throw down on the sports field against the Zellon Armed Forces in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi and his band of brothers continue to wipe out Minister Crêpe's evil Luff Empire in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 2!
    Wallace Ulysses
    I just had a (At least to me) groundbreaking idea for a writing plan for next year's calendar of The 'Shroom come to me. I've been seeing a lot of content appear in my YouTube recommendations discussing Nintendo's mistreatment of Diddy Kong lately, and that gave me the idea of constructing a year-long writing plan for The 'Shroom's 2026 run - In a similar vein to me writing all sorts of Waluigi themed 'Shroom sections as a means of celebrating an unofficial Year of Waluigi in 2025, I was thinking of writing all sorts of of Diddy Kong themed 'Shroom sections all throughout 2026 as a means of achieving justice for Diddy Kong after his mistreatment from Nintendo. I was thinking of nicknaming this writing plan "Diddy Kong Redemption", a play on "Diddy Kong Racing" and "Red Dead Redemption". What do you think? Is this writing plan for 2026's 'Shroom run workable?