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Only a small amount of fan theories actually are about using evidence or even analysis of narrative themes to create plausible interpretations and expansions of the lore, most are simply alternate-universe micro fan-fictions framed as "what if THIS was what was actually happening?"

I think it's perfectly fine if some people find the latter interesting, but it would be nice if there was a better way to distinguish between the two.

And most of the latter also relies on unfalsifiable evidence, which explains why pretty much everything has a "fan theory" that everyone is dead and in purgatory, since you can't prove that's not the case... but such theories don't usually make the story more interesting to think about. A lot of it could come from young people who are beginning to grapple with concepts such as death, so they use such fan theories as a way to relate with the issue through their favorite media. I would be a little sympathetic to it in that case, even if I don't think the theory itself is worthwhile.

I feel like ranking and tier-list videos on youtube have gotten increasingly specific and niche over time. Sometimes I see a video titled something like "Ranking the earlobes of all characters in the Geeble franchise Part 1 (2:22:13)".

What if there was a website somewhere on the internet called the Super Wario Boards where a bunch of weirdo doppelgangers of all of us congregated.

Today I had to have a conversation with my mother explaining what AI slop is.

What is the difference between the roles of President and CEO at Nintendo of America? I found a list of directors/executive officers at Nintendo's website, but couldn't find anything detailing the difference between the two positions. To the best of my understanding it seems that Doug Bowser is both President and CEO of NoA, but after he steps down the two roles will be split between two different people, please correct me if I am mistaken.

Hello, my name is Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke.

Hey you, yeah you, do you have 10 minutes? Watch this interesting 1975 soviet animated short-film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThmaGMgWRlY

45 minute Sakurai Kirby direct tomorrow.

Joke prediction: It will be revealed that the entirety of Smash 6 will be contained as a side mode for Kirby Air Riders. Not a stripped down recreation of Smash, a whole game on par with the other games in the series.

What if we held a big light-saber battle and invited dozens of people? What if we held it in front of the Eiffel tower? What if instead of light-sabers, everyone was wielding a baguette?

If you were to generate a random whole number between 1 and infinity. That number certainly would be unfathomably large, because for every number you can think of, there are infinitely more larger numbers. The chance of any number being selected would be 1/infinity which is a limit at 0. So I'm not even sure if it would be possible to generate a random number between 1 and infinity. Maybe someone who knows more math than me would know if it could work.

(Hotel Mario Voice)

You take da blue pill, and you wake up back in yer bed like a dumb stinky loser.

You take da red pill, and you become super cool and badass, and you get ta do kung-fu.

You may have noticed that my evil plans have finally come to fruition. I am now the one and only, supreme leader of the Super Mario Boards, since it's too late to stop me, I might as well explain my genius plan in detail. It was quite simple, yet so brilliant.

Step 1: Get username change to "Supreme Leader Odyssey" approved.

Step 2: ...

Step 3: Profit.

Now there may be some of you out there who are worried about the Boards being taken over by an evil mastermind.

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Anyways, as long as no UPSTARTS or WANNABEES try to pull the same trick and declare themselves leader we'll continue along fine.

I was curious as to whether the flag on your profile is an LGBT flag, a real country flag, or a fictional flag.

I wonder if this thing is some type of power up in the Mario Universe. What do you think it would do? It's the one cup logo in Mario Kart 8 that isn't an established power-up or usable item not counting the crossover symbols.

It's been 1 hour and 45 minutes by now. All posts below this one are outdated.

I had a dream that Moai Statues () ranging in size from around a garden gnome to the statue of liberty started appearing in random places around the world for no apparent reason.

How I imagine it feels when your favorite character makes it into Super Smash Bros, but as a Mii costume.

Announcing the Nintendo Labo 2 Affordable Housing for fans of The Nintendo Switch 2 System.

What is your opinion on Nintendo's announcement today that they would be adding "a third Mario brother"?

The original Tomodachi Life was an interesting game. It was like an interactive screensaver or virtual pet game where you check in on the Miis every once in a while, instead of a game where you directly control a character. It was a strangely chill experience.

My next profile theme name will be brought to you by my finger slipping and hitting the enter button with my touch pad while in the middle of trying to come up with an idea, and I'm not kidding. Stay tuned folks. (It won't be very interesting).

Real.

The expression "right you are!" is a rare example of Yoda style sentence construction that actually saw real life use entirely unconnected from Star Wars.

Before the invention of the camera, no human could have seen how they looked like with their eyes shut. The best you could get was to look at a reflective surface, close one eye, then the other eye, and then transpose the two images mentally.

It is actually incredible how bad I am at time management and decision making. Psychologists could write a dissertation on me.