Doctor Bowser

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 21, 2023

Hey guys, I saw a shooting star last night. What's cool is that the peak of the Leonid meteor shower was supposed to be 3 days ago. I was just lying in my bed, looking at the stars, when I saw this huge bright thing fall vertically down from the sky. I saw it through just a narrow strip of window, centered right in the middle of my view, so it was really amazing.

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 20, 2023

I've been listening to the same 15-second loop of BGM for like 4 hours now, I'm not really sure why, and I'm starting to get a genuine headache

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 20, 2023

Can you believe we have 21 total active proposals on the wiki right now

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 18, 2023

Hey guys do any of you like stereograms or autostereograms? All you have to do is diverge or cross your eyes enough to view the 3D image
for example this one is a shark

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 17, 2023

today was arguably the last nice day of the year, low 50s feel nice to be out in

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 17, 2023

oh right a New Master® video style color game entered production today for the Nintendo Switch®®® game console brand royal family of console system.

[ads as of yesterday] Nintendo seems eager to tell people their game exists.

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 16, 2023

. . .

it's a sign

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 16, 2023

there is just something inherently evil about drinking milk out of a pot

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 14, 2023

did you know that Scrooge McDuck canonically died in 1967

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 12, 2023

you wouldn't believe how my $60 cheapo Under Armour kicks get way more complements than the many guys with $300 Air Jordans

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 11, 2023

when you fall down the stairs then immediately after put a can of Red Bull in your pocket then immediately after sit down then it immediately after spills down your pants, then you realize you cut yourself when you fell down the stairs and the Red Bull seeped into the wounds

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 11, 2023

I see no one said bye bye to smurf, honestly I don't blame you at all, he was kind of a bum.
Anyways, introducing, for the
FIRST TIME...
MEGABOWSER 64 WITH AN ACTUAL N64 ERA THEME!!!!!

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 10, 2023

Ok say bye bye to smurf, he's had his time

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 9, 2023

h:88
bg:109
q:&49ch
(#ffct52037)

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 8, 2023

knock knock

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 7, 2023

GUYS NEWS FLASH
AS OF 30 SECONDS AGO I NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE
FRICKING COVID
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
now before you question my sanity the reason I am glad I have covid is because I already knew I was sick since yesterday and all of my friends and all the popular girls have had covid over the last 3 years. I never got it before so now I can JOIN THE BANDWAGON!!!!!!!!!! I am assuming I got it while I was with that hellish trash can I fell out of the other day. Maine is officially the worst state for covid for a reason but I FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 7, 2023

being guests at someone else's is a doozy sometimes, like when they are anti-sugar and I am trying not to vomit while eating the saltiest pickles in the world and I keep hallucinating at sight of the world's saltiest seltzer and wishing it was Sprite and trying to smile at the man drinking coffee with sea water in it. all the time Rapper's Delight was running through my head

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 6, 2023

Guys...
It's time again.
My reaction score made it from 0 to 100 in less than 5 months, with Magolor04726 being the lucky user to push me over the top.
Now, less than 2 months later, and even before Issue 200, I have a reaction score of 199.
FIRST ONE TO LIKE THIS POST GETS
THE AWARD.

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 6, 2023

The Halloween party was very fun, I climbed on approximately 3 tables and spent approximately 30 minutes under a desk and fell out of approximately 1 trash can. I beat everyone at Wii Sports and got an excuse to wear my stupid cool outfit so good.

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 4, 2023

Well, today will be exciting. I'm going to a post-Halloween party at my church, and I am going to play some Nintendo. An old guy brought his very dusty N64, we set it up the other day, and we'll play Mario Kart 64 on a 80-ish inch Roku TV. My friend is bringing his Wii, too, and I'm bringing Wii Sports Resort (love that game) and Wii Play. I do not have a costume so I'll probably just wear my Californian (not Hawaiian) shirt and a whole bunch of random swag to stand out from others who forgot a costume
edit: sunglasses emoji reminded me to bring my pilot shades

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 3, 2023

when you realize you are halfway to the title of KING BOWSER. I have 500 post officially!!

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 3, 2023

*sighs*
I did it *cough*smurf*cough*
are you ashamed of me
I knew this theme change was what everyone expected but to see it come true is like a dream and a nightmare all at once

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 2, 2023

lol my laptop screen almost just DIED. I mean deceased, decapacitated, DEAD. It slowly got darker and darker, which I thought was ok cuz the battery was low, but then it DIDN'T STOP. Slowly the screen turned to an eerie shade of green and got very blurry, and before long it was identical to that of a gameboy!!! In a panic I closed the screen and plugged it in and then it got better lol

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  Doctor Bowser

• Nov 1, 2023

just got me some fresh new kicks

Wearing them right now, very comfortable, very fresh

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  Doctor Bowser

• Oct 31, 2023

Well I stayed home to give out candy to trick or treaters, literally the only one that came was this girl I kind of like, I just gave her half the bowl of candy lol