Nate Jacobs

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To answer a question I posed to users exactly a year ago to guess about myself,
My favorite fictional character is Prince Zuko, and my least favorite fictional character is a tie between Ben Woodman and Oliver from Call Me By Your Name.

The medal for that question goes to Power Flotzo for guessing Zuko/Ben Woodman as that was the answer when I asked the question, as I had not seen my latter least favorite's movie until five months later. Honorable mentions go to Meta Knight for also guessing my favorite character was Prince Zuko, and to Hooded Pitohui and Klinsy for also guessing my least favorite character was Ben Woodman. There were a lot of other good guesses from users though, as the top three most commonly guessed characters for my favorite spot, Danny Phantom, Chrom, and Discord, are my favorite characters from their respective series (Danny Phantom, Fire Emblem, and My Little Pony).

Who is your favorite and least favorite character in all of fiction? I am curious to know.

My rankings of the movies I watched in 2023
These range all the way from amazing to abysmal

My job be like Part 2

Other worker: Stack these dishes, they're not dirty.
Me: You see this piece of egg on top of this dish?
Worker: Yes.
Me: And you see that there's some grits on the bottom of this dish.
Worker: Yes.
Me: So, by seeing that people's food is still on these dishes, it is safe to assume that these dishes have material on them that make them dirty.
Worker: Makes sense to me.
Me: So I'm putting them in the washer again.
Worker: They're not dirty.

I don't care about Taylor Swift so her dating one of the team's members does not influence how I feel about who wins the Super Bowl. How do I feel? I don't care either way

Yesterday looked like it might end up being complete garbage but ended up just being mediocre. I was fine it was the latter.

remember when you could always expect dreamworks to at least be competent in the animation area of their movies

I'm excited that the Poll Committee Chairperson Election starts less than two weeks from now; anyone who knows me knows it's the election I've been the most interested in for a while. I hope we'll get candidates with a good combination of experience, inclusive attitude and policies, ability to meet deadlines and get things done, and willingness to take criticism. As it takes all of these as opposed to just a fraction of them to be a good leader.

me job be like

Workers: "Why can't Americans be more patient and civil that not everyone speaks their language?"
Same workers: *get extremely flustered/impatient/smart-alecky/etc. every second someone doesn't have a PhD level Spanish fluency*

Tip: If you have a friend you're not dating, just call them your "friend" instead of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend"

Why do people always say "good night" when it's only like 1 in the afternoon

Disney: *doesn't use a plot point in their movies twice in a row*
Every popular YouTuber: "Is Disney Just NEVER Going to Have *plot point* in Their Movies Again?"

I have a personal slight aversion to Elio's title being what it is, but I hope it's another of value Pixar movie. Having seen this year Luca and Turning Red they're each very good Pixar movies. Of course while they were great movies only some of the movies I've watched this year were (hint to my reason for aversion)

I'm going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Christmas advertisements OFF THE MENU. That's right, I'm going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Christmas advertisements OFF THE MENU.

Maddy: No one's 100 percent straight or 100 percent gay, Nate
Nate: That's 100 percent bullshit, Maddy

Notta defend Nate but it kinda is Maddy, if it wasn't I might actually have a chance with the super attractive guys

Fun fact: The first character to ever pull the football away from Charlie Brown before he could kick it was Violet, not Lucy

Maradona likes Mario?)

The only time a test-taker can cry is when it's all over.

My post number… happy New Year's Eve…

As a New Year's resolution, remember to feel joy about the loved ones you still have.

Hello there how are you doing today, I came to say hi to you

Shang pog

I like how I've worked for three weeks at my restaurant cleaning job now and they keep ghosting me on pay and stalling out with excuses. (EDIT: They did end up paying me but it was really obnoxious that it took a month)

"Don't leave your post."
So am I bound to this post I've made on your profile?

Good morning how are you doing today

I just finished the Ace Attorney trilogy wow

"We've proven Iris didn't do it, but we can't prove anyone else did it, so Iris could have still done it"