You could show me all the famous comedy specials in the world and I wouldn't laugh at it as hard as I laugh at making the chess pieces slide off in Clubhouse Games.
There's no stranger group of people than artists who ignore messages asking about commissions. I literally want to give you money and you're just going to ignore it?
Wait, wasn't December 24 a week ago? Does time not exist? Am I going to have to keep being anxious until tomorrow? Do I need to get psychiatric help with my anxiety?