Roshambo Battle Royale - Game Thread - Round 15

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Bindle: "Woah! Lots of scissors were played last round. Good thing I used scissors as well. No, I wouldn't have been eliminated like GBA, but the probability of losing a card would have been higher if I used paper."
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Looks like our first real contender has dropped outta the standings, boys. The real contest is now beginnin'."

MouserFan237: "You said it, TryclydeFan. Let's pick off these fellas one by one."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Long as we keep playin' our cards correctly, that oughta be easy enough..."
 

Round 7 results​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksP5
Waluigi TimeR3
Hooded PitohuiP3
SuperchaoP2
ShoeyR4
Boo1268R2
Fun With DespairR4
RevinR5
CloudwalkerP2
RoseradeR5
ClawgripFan9001R5
GoombuigiP5
Yoshi the SSMS1
Ninja SquidS6
Power FlotzoS1
SalmancerS4
KoopaP5


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Another strong round, folks!"


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Paige:
"Humph... Everyone submitted their actions on time. I guess I'm not really needed here."


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"What's wrong, Paige? It almost seems like you're trying to get people eliminated. You know, I want this to be a fair competition. In fact, it
needs to be if we're trying to find the right person."


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Paige:
"Yes, master. I know. It's just... Do you really think we can find the person we're looking for among this crowd?"


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Rest assured, Paige. I can feel it."



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@Sparks @Waluigi Time @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Boo1268 @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Cloudwalker @Roserade @Wallace Ulysses @Goombuigi @Yoshi the SSM @Nathan @Power Flotzo @Salmancer @Koopa
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Shoot, looks like our tactics this round didn't pay off as well as I'd hoped."

MouserFan237: "Sure looks like it, yeah. Don't let it get ya down in the trenches, though, TryclydeFan. There's still time to turn the other cheek an' hit back."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "What MouserFan said, TryclydeFan. It's little mishaps like this that go down all the time durin' backroom card games, so they're to be expected to occur at large scale card games like these as well."
 

Round 8 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.​
ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksS4
Waluigi TimeS3
Hooded PitohuiS3
SuperchaoS2
ShoeyB3
Boo1268P2
Fun With DespairP4
RevinR4
CloudwalkerP2
RoseradeR5
ClawgripFan9001P5
GoombuigiS5
Yoshi the SSMP0
Ninja SquidS6
Power FlotzoS0
SalmancerS4
KoopaR5
Yoshi the SSM has been eliminated from the game.
Power Flotzo has been eliminated from the game.​

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Look at that! A double elimination! I'm in shock, Paige!"


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Paige:
"Sorry to disappoint you master, but it seems like these players don't have what it takes to be a roshambo master."

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"You're wrong, Paige! When one falls, another rises. And one will eventually rise above them all. You'll see!"

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@Sparks @Waluigi Time @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Super Jack Sunshine @Roserade @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Salmancer @Koopa
 
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Bindle: "And there goes my last card. And even if I didn't use it on someone with Scissors, I would have lost it anyways since I was attacked by Scissors. I wonder why Yoshi the SSM wanted me to come to this. I thought I might have been the best Rock-Paper-Scissors in Hyrule and somehow or someway this Yoshi the SSM heard about me. But I clearly am not since I am the second to be eliminated along with this Power Flotzo that wasn't by missing two phases. Hey, Paige. I think I will get Paper Pulp Juice while I head out because I started with Paper and ended with Paper."
 
Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 67668Bindle: "And there goes my last card. And even if I didn't use it on someone with Scissors, I would have lost it anyways since I was attacked by Scissors. I wonder why Yoshi the SSM wanted me to come to this. I thought I might have been the best Rock-Paper-Scissors in Hyrule and somehow or someway this Yoshi the SSM heard about me. But I clearly am not since I am the second to be eliminated along with this Power Flotzo that wasn't by missing two phases. Hey, Paige. I think I will get Paper Pulp Juice while I head out because I started with Paper and ended with Paper."
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Paige:
"Right this way, sir."

"Here is your Paper Pulp Juice as requested. Enjoy!"

You got...
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Paper Pulp Juice! Freshly squeezed from natural paper.
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Two more contenders have fallen. We're really weedin' out those who don't pack the gear to be the master of Roshambo."

MouserFan237: "I'll say. The best of the best are slowly but surely emergin' as the player field continues to dwindle."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Let's continue to keep up the good work in that case, 'cause we've managed to survive for this long, an' I intend on seein' this game through from start to finish."
 

Round 9 results​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksP4
Waluigi TimeS2
Hooded PitohuiS3
SuperchaoP1
ShoeyP3
Boo1268P2
Fun With DespairP4
RevinS4
CloudwalkerP2
RoseradeS4
ClawgripFan9001R5
GoombuigiP5
Ninja SquidP5
SalmancerP3
KoopaR4



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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Another fine round, folks! I'm surprised some contestants still have five cards. That means they only lost two during the entire game so far. I wonder what their secret is..."



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@Sparks @Jacquelyn @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Super Jack Sunshine @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Salmancer @Koopa
 

Round 10 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksP4
Waluigi TimeB1
Hooded PitohuiP2
SuperchaoS0
ShoeyP2
Boo1268S2
Fun With DespairR4
RevinP4
CloudwalkerR2
RoseradeR3
ClawgripFan9001S5
GoombuigiP5
Ninja SquidR4
SalmancerS2
KoopaR3

Superchao has been eliminated from the game.​


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Rock paper Wizard:
"I wonder if Ms. Quinones really was a time traveller. If she was, her goal here definitely wasn't to win."

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Paige:
"You're right, master. If I were a time traveller, I would have won this competition with ease. She must have seen some horrible fate after the event of her victory, and chose to avoid it."

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Then why did she participate in the first place? It doesn't make sense."

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Paige:
"Well, that's one less contestant I have to worry about."




Salmancer said:
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This is getting rather stressful... Paige! Your finest Paper Pulp Juice please! All this competition is dreadfully dehydrating.
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Paige:
"Sure thing."

You got...
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Paper Pulp Juice! The taste is a bit tangy.




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@Sparks @Jacquelyn @Hooded Pitohui @Kong Rong @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Super Jack Sunshine @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Salmancer @Koopa
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Another opponent down, a few more to go. We're really gettin' the hang of this whole Roshambo game, boys."

MouserFan237: "I'll say, TryclydeFan. Maybe by the time we get back to Rogueport, we oughta teach the game to Ishnail so that the Robbo's will have somethin' the Pianta's don't?"

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Ya know somethin', MouserFan? That's the greatest idea that's ever come outta yer mouth since sliced bread 'n eggs."
 

Round 11 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.
Inactive players are shown in blue.​

ContestantMoveRemaining cards
SparksP3
Waluigi TimeS0
Hooded PitohuiS2
ShoeyS2
Boo1268S2
Fun With DespairPP4
RevinS4
CloudwalkerR1
RoseradeS3
ClawgripFan9001P4
GoombuigiS5
Ninja SquidS4
SalmancerN1
KoopaR3

Waluigi Time has been eliminated from the game.
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Rock paper Wizard:
"Another elimination! They're dropping like flies, folks! You know, the player that lost is looking a little yellow in the face. I wonder if she's alright."

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Paige:
"That's her usual color, master."

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Are you sure it isn't from the pressure of losing? I would definitely turn that color if I knew my fate was sealed! Brrr!"

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Anyway, something quite intriguing has caught my attention. If you just lost a Scissors card this round, you might be able to deduce who attacked you. Just saying."

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@Sparks @Hooded Pitohui @Kong Rong @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Super Jack Sunshine @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Salmancer @Koopa
 
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Inquis:
"Yeah... the pencil dude is right, this is getting tense. And why do I feel like I have a target on my back?!"

Headrest:
"We're innocent!!"
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Asterisks, we're halfway through our card deck! An' with players continuing to be eliminated, that leaves us with less room to hide!"

MouserFan237: "Maybe, but as long as we've got cards within our deck still, our game's still far from over. So let's keep at it until we can't no more."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Dang straight. Let's show the rest of these would-be Roshambo Masters what it means to be a Roshambo Master!"
 
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Looks like the competition is dropping like FLIES! You all laughed at me, but who's laughing now? Me! This brawl may not be over, but mark my words, NONE of you are a match for the great RAWK HAWK! Prepare for yet more rounds of RAWKING!
 
Goombuigi said:
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Looks like the competition is dropping like FLIES! You all laughed at me, but who's laughing now? Me! This brawl may not be over, but mark my words, NONE of you are a match for the great RAWK HAWK! Prepare for yet more rounds of RAWKING!
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TryclydeFan1982: "Yeah, I'll have to give ya credit where credit's due for havin' the brains to back up yer brawn durin' this tournament, Duane "The Rawk" Carlton. 'Specially seein' as yer the only player left standin' with five cards remainin' in their deck."

MouserFan237: "Speakin' of Carlton, did ya perhaps take lessons from that knight or sentient suit of armor who guarded Wario's Castle durin' the Wario's Woods Takeover of the mid-1990s?"

Koopthony Tortoitro: "It'd certainly explain the sudden adept astute thinkin' ability."
 
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I cannot believe I'm about to lose before the actual rat does. So much for having a trophy to go with my report. "10th" has nowhere near the amount of grace and stardom as a podium position. Maybe this really is just a dumb game.

You should consider yourself lucky Mr. Graphite, since your Net got you a card back while mine got nothing.
 
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