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I know I've been tossing this around as a joke but someday in the near future I might actually make a MarioBoards lore recap video/shroom section and you won't be laughing then

I bought my first pair of Air Jordans, and they arrived today:

I will admit they feel very expensive (but then again I paid nearly $100 for them). It almost feels embarrassing to wear them, like I don't need or deserve something like these.

I have Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Princess Peach Showtime now.

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE 'Wtf Viola your grandpa died and you bought video games???????????????????' let me point out two things:
1. I had an NSO voucher to use that I redeemed to get TTYD digitally yesterday. (I bought the vouchers back in March because I wanted Pokémon Shield and was saving the other for something else)

2. I bought Princess Peach Showtime physically yesterday with cash BEFORE my grandpa died, OK. He died at 8:42 pm and I was at GameStop at like 7pm when I bought the game. I was not out shopping knowing he was dead, I was at home when I learned it.

THIS ALL HAPPENED YESTERDAY BEFORE HE DIED, I AM 100% GUILT-FREE WITH THESE PURCHASES.

My writing mojo has been totally gone lately so I'm thinking of going over to campus and spending a few hours at the library so I can get some writing done. I'd go to the building I usually write in but the air conditioning there is awful to the point that I nearly passed out there once so I think the library is a better idea.

Fred Flintstone after Stonenheimer makes a nuke out of rocks: "What have we Yabba Dabba Done?"

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Secret Rings:

Waldorf: What kind of Sonic game was that?
Statler: It's called a medium game.
Waldorf: A medium game?
Statler: Yes, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.

Hohohohohohoho!

He's gone y'all.

My grandpa just passed.

In 1986 there were only 18 black-footed ferrets alive.

Is your avatar Franziska Von Karma's lost sister ?)

effective immediately: mario will stop saying 'wahoo' and start saying 'fuck' as originally intended by shiggy miyamoto

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on South Park:

Waldorf: I don't think this show is suitable for children.
Statler's Grandson: I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.

Hohohohohohoho!

I'm going to teach you the best ways to play golf! Fore example:

Hello everyone!
I'm new here

They should invent a that isn't

What do you call a message from a scammer?

A con text.

My lord.

I don't care what the Nintenzoomers say, Super Mario 64 DS is not and never will be a good version of Super Mario 64.

'Yeah I love to play the port of the game that literally popularised analog controls on a system that doesn't have an analog stick'
- Literally what insane people say

Would anyone be interested in a stream of Summer Game Fest(Assuming YouTube content rating doesn't stop me from doing that)

taking strolls along the seafront of a bustling mediterranean town at night is the best thing

Our dog just got back from surgery at the vet's! He's very tired but he's feeling much better now.