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When your neighbor is listening to Free Fallin' by Tom Petty in their garden so you put it on too and it accidentally syncs up perfectly

I'm dealing with a creative dip, and it really sucks.

You want to see the geese, correct? Take a gander

I will never complain about a good dream being disappointing ever again. I forgot about the misery of anxiety nightmares.

It finally arrived

human veneer design i fuck with heavy. cartoonisy offputting, just as he should be.

Why I am up so early? I don't know. Wanted to make a dumb joke.
PHANTOM: My art will touch your princess's heart, and you will be pulled apart!
MARIO & PEACH LITERALLY RIGHT THERE: Uh-huh, suuuuuuuure, buddy.

we are at the 'hospital calls me at 2am to ask if there had been discussions between my grandpa and i about how much effort do we want to spend to keep him alive' levels y'all

My puppy just ate a moth and she is very pleased with herself.

Do you think there's such a thing as like, a calculator that markets itself as AI? AI has become such a stupid corporate marketing buzz word that any program more complicated than Hello World is "AI" now so I wouldn't be surprised.

I always thought under Double D's hat was his exposed brain

MY GRANDPA CAN'T SWALLOW he's getting a peg tube

this idea goes hard af

I hate how the general sentiment of social media is that we're never good enough and that somebody is always going to be "better" than you. Things would be a whole lot easier if we just woke up one day and realized we actually are good enough just being our normal selves

There should be a Street Fighter stage that is just the top of Guile's hair

What's with the people in my class saying things like "Hi, I'm the rizzler from Ohio. You look so skibidi today it makes me feel like paying my fanum taxes." lol

A couple days ago I complained about the frustrating dreams I've been having about bowling and then last night, I have another one. Can I stop having dreams that remind me how boring real life actually is?

Tokyo Midi City?

I need help with the dang Ultimate Challenges in MRKB, any tips or team suggestions? I just beat Challenge 4-10 with Rabbid Peach and Rabbid Yoshi, so I might use them for UC2.

I wouldn't even understand a single thing he's saying but if the Swedish Chef started yelling at me I would cry

I sure am having an actual serious discussion with my dad about what a golden limousine would cost.

update on my grandpa: i didn't get a phone call from him yesterday but i just called the ICU to get an update on him and here's what i know:
- they've downgraded him from the big thing that gives him oxygen to the smaller thing that goes into his nose
- he's having difficulties swallowing right now and tomorrow they're going to doing a swallow exam
- the GI bleeding is still something they're working on, the nurse said they'll need to check his stomach, but he hasn't had any bloody bowel movements nor has he vomited any blood (IDK if that was a thing he was doing beforehand or if they're just noting that) either today or yesterday
- he may possibly be moved out of the ICU and back into the main part of the hospital in the next few days?

There's nothing quite like a well-known scam artist directly telling you "we are not a scam"

I wish I could wake up one morning and it's 2014 or sometime similar

mr frog for president