Say something the above user would NEVER say

[Nate Jacobs]

Taking candy from a baby is horrible

 

[LavaSherbert]

That's a nice ancient Roman helmet. I'm going to eat it.

What is the context of this choice? Because I can actually see myself saying this for no reason

Taking candy from a baby is horrible

I haven't figured out how to turn off autocorrect

 

[Princess Viola]

The water in my heart is frozen

 

[LavaSherbert]

I never get excited about trains

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

The fire in my heart is ice cold.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

Ugh! Forum games, amirite?

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

My next pfp will be boring and predictable

 

[LavaSherbert]

I'm Nightmare Night's second-cutest trick-or-treater

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I totally totally don't wanna take over the world!

 

[LavaSherbert]

I totally totally don't wanna take over the world!

I don't! I swear! Ignore the armies...
Mudcrabs are terrifying!

 

[Princess Viola]

'I will fall to the dimensions!'

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I'll take the bus, actually.

 

[Pink Cat]

Skyrim sucks, I'd rather read a book with no words

 

[The Koopa Eating Dragon]

I don't like cats.

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

I loathe Cartoon Network

 

[The Koopa Eating Dragon]

I don't like Teen Titans Go.

 

[Princess Viola]

Regular Show is cringe.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I want all the railroads uprooted from the world

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

never before have I engaged in combat with crustaceans mightier than thee

 

[Emo Furcorn]

MFW horse:

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

My next avatar will make complete sense

 

[Pink Cat]

I am from My Absolutely Gigantic Horse, God Damn, Look How Big She Is: friendship is alright I guess

 

[Princess Viola]

I hate being nice.

 

[LavaSherbert]

Trains are awful! Who would ever ride one when there are so many other, better, options!?

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

Hehe princess viola just posted, it would be so funny if I made a joke about planes