Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But you are a line then, aren't you?

I wish that people would post more often here.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, they post so much, this topic explodes

I wish everything in life was highly combustible

 

[Cirdec]

Granted the air became highly combustible and a random person next to you turned on his lighter, making you both dying in a terrible explosion.

I wish for money.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it is 1 cent.

I wish that people didn't hate Yoshi so much.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but life isn't full of good wishes.


I wish life was full of good wishes

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but only 65 five in life.

I wish that chickens were not tasty. Cause then I would not eat so much of them.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Chickens would think you're tasty now.

I wish the government would cut military spending

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it starts randomly spending.

I wish that wishes were real, and any wish would come true.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but death wishes come true as well.

I wish it wasn't so stormy here

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but it is suddenly 140 degrees.... Kelvin.

I wish that I could run a 10:20 3k. (School Record)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you lose your legs and your lunch in the process

I wish I can calculate

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you lose the ability to process information in any human language.

I wish I was quad lingual.