Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But happiness dulls your mind and you become like happy kitty http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/happy-cat

I wish I ruled this thread indefinitely and nothing bad ever happened with this wish

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but uh, You die and your indefinite ruling ends.

I wish I could run a 10 minute 2 mile.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you die immediately after.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Um, ok, a bit odd....

It is made out of ice.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ok, but then the zombie apocalypse happens, so...

I wish that pigs could fly, so that every time people say "when pigs fly" they could be proven wrong

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but a pig flies into your face
I wish I was the master of prank calls

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you prank call someone who is the master of hunting down prank callers. He hunts you down and kills you.


I wish that in no unspecific way, that any part of no part of such wish will be come untrue and impossibly non-dangerous, that I wish not for no un-possibility of getting cake later on.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but GLaDOS gets angry at you and floods the forum with neurotoxin
I wish for cake

 

[Specific Neptune]

Mmm. Nom Nom. You can have some of mine.



FOR FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!


I wish that I was rich.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but I rob you

I wish for eternal youth.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you get tired of being a kid and always talked down to, so you kill yourself

I wish people didn't kill themselves all the time

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but instead they kill you.

I wish Shoey was steward.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I can't grant this wish, it's against all laws of good!

I wish people didn't kill me