Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Yoshi K]

Granted (thus daisy is destroyed) but then the games wipe out every character, as they can all be considered annoying ('cept for Yoshi, of course)

Yea Yoshi! Win Win Win!

Granted, but you never get out and can't get air.

I wish that Yoshi would BRUTALLY DESTROY eat Wario.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

EXPLOSIVE FARTS MAKE FOR A VERY DEAD INCAPACITATED YOSHI.

I wish that blk. water wasn't so creepy.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but you drink it and die from poison
I wish for bananas

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but then you eat all the bananas and die from potassium poisoning

I wish for a portal gun without any problems or catches

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but you shoot your BFF with it on accident.

I wish for a Super Mario galaxy 3 that isn't terrible.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but it will be released in 2020.

I wish that Daisy would be playable in New Super Mario Bros U.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but she's only in 1 level that lasts 10 seconds.

I wish Mario would let Luigi out of his shadow.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but Luigi dies of heat exhaustion.

I wish for more games to put on my TI-84 Plus

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but they all suck. like Planet Crashers

I wish took over the series. (because I actually LIKE Waluigi.)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you shoot your BFF with it on accident.

Granted, but then you eat all the bananas and die from potassium poisoning

I wish for a portal gun without any problems or catches

without any problems or catches

Genies around the world are weeping right now.

 

[Yoshi K]

It didn't have any problems or catches, you just accidentally pulled the trigger.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Are you sure saying "but" doesn't count as a catch? That's pretty much what happens to all the wishes here.

Never mind, we should move on anyway.