Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted:
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The quality sucks.

I wish for a 3DS capture card.
 
Granted:
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It's the wrong dress, even Luigi knows it.

I wish for a 3DS capture card capture card. Note: that's not a typo.
 
Granted, but people don't listen.
I wish that Weegee wasn't as widespread as Conspiracy Keanu.
 
Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish that Waluigi appeared in the Wario Land series.