Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you go in a Castle that is 2,581 miles of spikes at the top that is barely high enough for you to jump, so the Propeller Mushroom is worthless.

I wish I was Typhlosion.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get ganged up upon by a ton of Water Pokémon and are beaten.

I wish that somebody would make me so giant I could fight moving buildings(like in Bowser's Inside Story)

 

[User 101]

Granted but you lose.

I wish I was playing Mario Kart DS.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. The game explodes.

Spoiler: DONT CLICK

I wish people would click this more.

 

[LN1]

Granted, their clicks kill people.

I wish for a box that contains Mini Mushrooms.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had the Miracle Book.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's just a cleaning agent.

I wish I was Big Brother and watched people 24/7.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then George Orwell decided not to write 1984, so you don't exist.

I wish to be the character in my signiture.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you're now the character in my signature. Since I don't have a signature, you cease to exist.

I wish that Justin Beiber was a black guy.

 

[LN1]

Granted, his singing kills you no matter what.

I wish GS15/Gillbergfan were Sir Poshington the XV again.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat him.

I wish I was a Blitz Ball Gambler.

 

[Magikrazy]

I don't know what that is, so I eat you.

I wish that Posh Jr. was a pony.