Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it's stupider.

I wish to be very assertive.

 

[Magikrazy]

The genie thought you said insertive. <beep beep>

I wish the Stop Online Piracy Act and the PROCECT IP Act were abandoned.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they make another bill which is the same except they put another abbreviation.(for as much as I may not support it)

I wish for something that won't explode.

 

[User 101]

Granted but it cuts you.

I wish for something that can cause me no harm.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it kills someone you cared for and you are sad.

I wish for 8).

 

[User 101]

granted but it gets too cool for you.

I wish for

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but rescued her back and dropped you into a pit of lava after cutting out a bridge you were battling him on.

I wish for a hat and a monocle.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, but you don't get to wear them

I wish for a combustable lemon.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it explodes on yo' face.

I wish for barnacle chips, 'cause they're delicious.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. I eat them.

I wish for a wish that I could wish and nobody else could wish even if they wished that was true.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the genie was so confused, he just gave you a random wish which was: I wish for rain. So you did. It came from your umbrella.

I wish that Mordecai and Margaret would just date, get married, censor the next thing, and have beautiful cardinal/blue jay offspring.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but the offspring kill you.

I wish I was a Magikarp.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get eaten by me.

I wish I had the powers of a Japanese person.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you have the powers of a Japanese 2-day old baby.

I wish for Koloktos.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but he's 1,000,000,000 times harder in real life, and the whole world dies.

I wish I had the power to see through invisible objects.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, a meteor crashes on you. Problem?

I wish for a wish that I could wish and nobody else could wish even if they wished that was true and nothing bad would ever happen in an eternity.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your wish confuses the genie and it kills you since he thinks that's good.

I wish for the fresh prince of skyward sword.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but your mom thought it was too violent and got scared; She sent you to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. Bel-Air had recently passed a new video game law.

 

[Magikrazy]

I wish Banjo made a wish.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but he posted the worst wish ever and got banned from this forum.

I wish that the High-Five Ghost actually had five fingers.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they kill you.

I wish for a Hylian Shield.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish I wish I wish I wish.

 

[LN1]

Granted, the loop goes on until you die.

I wish for an Empty Bottle.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish I wish I wish I wish and the loop would not go on until I die.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, but your wish doesn't work for some inexplicable reason.
I wish I was .