Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Magikrazy]

The genie mishears you and the character Ran from Mega Man 4 says "Duh" and beats you to beath (Ran dumb die beats)

I wish for something stupid.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Its a bomb.

I wish YoshiKartWii was my assistant and will make me all the signatures I want.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they suck.

I wish for milk.

 

[User4042]

Granted, it is stale.

I wish for Applejack.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, you get Apple Jacks.

I wish World Peace.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it isn't our world.

I wish for moving stuff.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Dang it!

Granted, you get motion sickness. Granted, you get motion sickness. Granted, you get motion sickness.


I wish for World Peace on Earth.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, all weapons are destroyed. Aliens easily take over.

I wish John F. Kennedy had been born bulletproof.

 

[LN1]

Granted, he dies from young age diabetes.

I wish for .

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. The Wario Smiley (No I do not mean Wario from Mushroom Kingdom. I meant the actual smiley) now follows you where ever you go! From Earth to heaven! The Wario smiley will follow you everywhere!
Go on! Follow him!
I wish for a Pop Tart...

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's garbage flavor with Garbage Jam inside. And it's frozen.

I wish that I am smarter than I am right now.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. But you became so smart the government had to take you away for testing.

I wish for 15 more dollars

 

[LN1]

Granted, they are fake.

I wish for something.