Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Super Sluggers]

No wish?Then you die because you needed to wish something or die.

I wish for stfu.

Granted, I change it to "stuf", meaning "Strike three, you fail".

I wish that my teaching assistants could see me again. (Both are female).

inb4somebodyflamesme

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted and they cut your testicles off
I wish for a Pony that was made of candy

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are and you are eaten by Pinkie Pie.

I wish for .

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, everybody dislikes Luigi and Wario.

I wish that Pinkie Pie will get a....

Spoiler

inb4somebodycomplainsaboutmespammingSuperPaperMariomusic

 

[LN1]

Granted, I complain about the SPM music spam and you ragequit.

I wish for throne get from me.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, but you lose the throne as soon as you get it.

I wish to play Super Paper Mario.

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted but you can't get past level one
I wish for Bananas

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die from banananitis.

I wish for obesity.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for happiness.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your enemies get it.

I wish for 500 more wishes.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, your enemies get it.

I wish for no more Christmas music.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get no music at all.

I wish for enemies.