Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it was an epic fail that Yoshi won .0000000000000000000000125 seconds after the match began.

I wish I was poisoned.
 
Granted, somebody uses a Full Heal on you.

I have no wish.
 
Granted. But one time with you super-strength, you throw a huge boulder straight up in the air on accident and it comes back and crushes you.

I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.
 
Pinkie Pie said:
If you have no wish whatsoever, don't post in this game at all.

I wish I was Guts Man.
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I just corrupt wishes.
 
Granted, but one of your bombs goes awry.

And so it seems no one granted this one, I'll do it at least one more time: I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.
 
Vinnie said:
Then you stop.

I wish I had Mario Kart 7
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This was too good to pass up, and I'm sorry for going back, but...

Granted, but there is no Waluigi. ;o


CharizardLover said:
Granted, but one of your bombs goes awry.

And so it seems no one granted this one, I'll do it at least one more time: I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.
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Granted: But they are pink and fluffy, and leave fuzz everywhere you go, forcing you to constantly clean up little pink feathers off of every piece of furniture in your home.

I wish I had infinite pizza.