Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ghost Jam]

Granted, I will now systematically yell at users to go to hell.

I wish Uniju would go to hell.

 

[Guiliant]

Granted but the new villain is Bowser's Ghost

I wish that and would eat with a side of

 

[Snack]

Granted, but it makes your eyes hurt.

I wish that both heaven AND the mighty Lagann would forgive me.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, he's obsessed with Chuck Norris now.

I wish I won't get banned to hell for wishing that either this topic gets unsticked or the other topics get sticked, too.

 

[Ghost Jam]

Granted, it will now get you banned to the Twisting Nether.
(And I'll unsticky the thread)

I wish Baten Kaitos was actually worth the money I spent on it.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, you spent 5 cent. Therefore it is worth 5 cent.

I wish Ghosty would believe me I don't cheat in the "Type your username with your toe"-thread.

 

[Ghost Jam]

Granted, however, I've never clicked on that thread, so you wasted a wish.

I wish for 1000xInterwebs.

 

[3Dejong]

All servers crash.

I wish for the entire run of Futurama.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted. They shortened it a little bit. Enjoy the 5 min-run!

I wish for the throne.

 

[3Dejong]

It crushes you.

I wish for a brain. The brain. OF YOU!!11!1!!!!1

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted. The "you" refers to Patrick Star. So you have no brain then.

I wish for moar Mario games.

 

[3Dejong]

They're all filler.

I wish that I had never come here.

 

[3Dejong]

Granted, you become a WONDERFUL manga artist.

WAIT A MINUTE...

I wish I didn't go to Pixeltendo instead of here.