Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm immortal.

I wish I could visit Sweet Mystery Galaxy.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but there is no oxygen.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could visit Throwback Galaxy.

 

[LN1]

Granted,the Thwonp King gives you a forced trip to a black hole.

I wish for 8)

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but eats all of them.

I wish that Pichu was a much stronger character in Melee (he was my main).

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he is on steroids.

I wish I could visit Melty Monster Galaxy.

 

[LN1]

Granted,a Magmaargh eats you.

I wish for this text not to be yellow

 

[Revin]

Granted,a Magmaargh eats you.

I wish for this text not to be yellow

Granted, it's white instead.

I wish for TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF CHEESE!!!!!!!11!!!

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you cause the world's population of mice and rats to increase drastically. This eventually causes the ecosystem to become heavily unbalanced. As a result, the rodents begin consuming too much of the world's food stocks around the world causing many species to become extinct and the earth to lose its vegetation and life forms.

I wish that the mice and rats (from Epic Nitwit's cheese wish) were not destroying the world.

 

[Revin]

Granted, they're destroying you.

I wish that the stupid rats and mice would leave me and my cheese alone.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but now you've got to worry about the random swarms of flies and other insects that start surrounding you and your cheese.

I wish that Epic Nitwit would stop attracting so many pests with his cheese.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but you eat so much you become morbidly obese.

I wish my VC copy of Super Metroid would work.

What's the problem with it?

Granted, but now you've got to worry about the random swarms of flies and other insects that start surrounding you and your cheese.

I wish that Epic Nitwit would stop attracting so many pests with his cheese.

Granted, but he attracts your family and friends, severing their bonds with you forever.
I wish that this wish does not bring upon me any undesirable results.