Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it causes the ultimate Wishception.

I wish I could visit Starship Mario.
 
Granted it sucks
I wish everybody would OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
 
Granted, but :posh: accidentally lights a cannon fuse and the cannon is aimed RIGHT AT YOU!!!!

I wish 4 pizza & something else that will not harm any of us.