Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but you smack your self.

I wish nobody could hurt me........ or screw this wish.
 
Granted, but they are destroyed by existent organisms.

I wish Nintendo would hurry up and release the 10 GBA games Ambassadors are supposed to get.
 
Granted, but they start using Barbie pics.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
 
Granted but he chokes on it.

I wish I could pwn everybody on this forum so they won't answer and this game will come to a halt I will ultimately become the winner.