Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but then it moves too slow.

I WISH FOR FOR IMMORTALITY!

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you literraly enter the videogame and get killed 99 times in a stock match.

I wish that I get a DS that will never break plus some very good Nintendo game that works and never gets me bored.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it's so good that it blinds you in seconds.

I wish everyone knew about Nintendo's excellent customer service.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but suddenly sales drop and Nintendo never sells games ever again .

I wish that nobody posts after me.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I wish for eternal youth

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you your enemies also get it and your friends die.Plus,they kill you at a 'young' age.
I wish everything was free and without flaws I can't deal with.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you get bored of life and go into utter depression.

I wish that I had not given myself a paper cut.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you get cut by a chainsaw.

I wish Youtube wouldn't be so strict.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but trolls lurk everywhere.

I wish I was Kirby.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but Dedede kills you.

I wish for an army of

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

I wish for an army of

Granted, but the fact that hasn't been amusing for years makes everyone else around you leave.

I wish people were cooler.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but they get too cool for you.

I wish people would let me control the throne!

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Granted, but the throne grows spikies all over it.

I wish I wish I was a starfish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're Patrick.

I wish I could fly.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but after a few hours, you forget how to and fall to your death.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're antisocially awkward instead.

I wish I could visit Wario's Castle.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but farts on you like there were no tomorrow.
I wish I had a non-suicidal megastrike.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I don't know what that is so it kills you.

I wish I could get Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I steal it from you.

I wish I could visit Hydrocity Zone Act 2.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I drown you because you stole my copy of Kirby's Return To Dreamland.

I wish that no one will mess up my next wish.

 

[LN1]

Granted,nothing happens really.It might be boring though.
I wish that I had a non-suicidal megastrike and someone that knows what that is replies.

 

[Revin]

Granted, I used Google, and I found this:Mega_Strike. However, the goalie blocks your goal.

I wish that no one will mess up my next wish.

So now you can't mess up my wish!

I wish for a 3DS.

 

[UltraMario]

Uh, we're supposed to mess up your wish though. That's the point of the game.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could use a Mini Mushroom.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but I step on you after you become miniature sized.

I wish that I could use a Mega Mushroom.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but the effcts wear off.

I wish for an evil