Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. I expect it, but it doesn't come...

I wish for a flowerpot. :3
 
Falls on your head.

I wish for an indescructible car.
 
Granted, you get an F on all school subjects and you're reapeating 1st grade till you're 25.

I wish no school exists and Wikipedia and Internet DON'T crash.
 
Granted, the term crash was never invented. They use a different word instead. So technically, it crashes and doesn't crash.

I wish you understood that...
 
I already do. You have no reason to post this wish. UR HEAD ASPLODE.

I wish for the Simpsons (they're on TV right now).
Edit: No, I don't. The Simpsons are racists. They've just burned a UK-flag.
I wish for a piece of cake instead.
 
Granted. You get into a climatic battle with it and wins.

I wish I could think of a wish...
 
Granted, you wish for poison.

I wish for a Fire Flower.
 
Granted, you burn.

I wish for a good wish.
 
Granted. It flies away.

I wish for SiFi posting in teh off-topic-thread.
 
Granted. I can't think of a backfire 'cause I'll probably be there anyway

I wish for some of the games in the What Mario Games DO you wanna see thread....