Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[banjonator1]

It is, but then you hear someone singing a song (hint: it has to do with the 6th dat of the week) and die.

I wish someone would make a post on control the throne. My butt is getting sore from sitting on it for almost 24 hours.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but I am the one to post there only and you will once again find yourself sitting on the throne for another 24 hours after you post (considering how inactive the thread got).

I wish that my room was not so cold.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it becomes so hot.

I wish I was Biolizard.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but you find that someone has shoved a space station up your, er, "hiney".

I wish for Star Fox 64

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit Wild Canyon.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but, I send you to the name of a mass murderer named Wild Canyon instead.

I wish it would rain money!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Rainbow Dash clears all the rainclouds in 10 seconds flat.

I wish I was R.O.B..

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but you quickly lose poularity to Wall-e.

I wish for the ability to draw something other than stick people. (I draw a mean stick version of Link though)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you can only draw twig people now.

I wish I could go on a Balloon Trip.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but you meet tingle along the way and get sick

I wish for all internet memes (except shoop da whoop, im still waiting for lazer collection 6 to come out) to magically go away.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish I could visit Clu Clu Land.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but Bubbles eats you.

I wish that Peach would stop getting kidnapped.