Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could visit Bramble Blast.

 

[User 101]

Granted but you die.

I wish I was a hacker.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your best friend hates you since you became a hacker.

I wish I was Mysterial.

 

[User 101]

Granted but a Boo takes your soul and you become a Boo.
I wish I was a Koopa Troopa.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I stomp on you.

I wish I could visit Crystal Colosseum.

 

[Gigaremo]

First of all:

Granted. You visit it for a second, and then the world ends.

Granted. I come with you and accidentally blow up some dynamite.

I wish for more wishes!

I use these extra wishes to do this:

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish, or any other wishes I ever make.
I wish Smashy would become my servant for all of eternity.
I wish I could be more active on this forum.
I wish for money.
I wish the poster after me will die a terrible, terrible death.
I wish for MORE WISHES

 

[Smashley]

Granted, Nobody is the name of a person.
Granted, Smashy is the name of my pet fly, and he becomes your servant instead.
Granted, you make one more post per day than usual.
Granted, you get a penny.
Granted, so do you.
Granted, but they aren't for you.

I wish this topic wasn't dead for three days.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're dead instead.

I wish I was a Rainbow Bunchie.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but other ones would be superior to you.

I wish I was a dog.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I nuder you.

I wish I could last

.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted. You die one second after finishing it of boredom.

I wish I could RULE DA WORLD!!!

(and I would be a great leader, so don't do the cliche and claim that)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you fly right into the sun.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you.

I wish I could eat something.

 

[Anton]

Granted, but it's way too hot and you burn your tongue.

I wish I didn't have so much homework :[

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get more school work.

I wish I could visit Gusty Garden Galaxy.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you fall off of your flower and plummet into oblivion.

I wish Shea Stadium was still around.

 

[User 101]

Wish granted but Osama Bin Laden's ghost bombs it.

I wish Waluigi starred in a game.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could visit Luigi's Mansion.

 

[User 101]

Granted but all of the Boos consume your soul.

I wish I lived in Toad Town.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get killed by the Toads.

I wish I could eat a banana.

 

[User 101]

Granted but Donkey Kong Go into your stomach, eats the banana and destroys your heart so you die.

I wish I was Waluigi.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get eaten by Wario.

I wish I could ride a Rainbow Bunchie.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you fall off before your ride begins.

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's snowing instead.

I wish I was Spike.