Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted but the Ursa Major eats you

I wish I was Rainbow Dash

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I murder you.

I wish I was The Evil King Bowser.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but I eat you

I wish you were my Fairy Godparent

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm already granting you wishes.

I wish I was a Koopa Kid.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but I still eat you

I wish I was Baby Luigi

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, buy you already are.

I wish I could visit the Bonus Screen.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but a piano falls on you

I wish I was on fire

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you already are.

I wish I could visit the Sub Castle.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. I eat you.

I wish I stop eating you

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you eat yourself instead.

I wish I was Wario.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I kill you

I wish I was Toadette

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I was The Box Ghost.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I suck you in my thermos

I wish I was as evil as Vicky

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, buy you get captured in a thermos.

I wish I was The King.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I eat you

I wish I had powers to not get eaten by you

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you don't have to the powers to not get drunken by me.

I wish I was Geno.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you turn into a real boy like Pinocchio

I wish I was Parakarry

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're the slowest mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I wish I was Derpy Hooves.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get cut from MLP

I wish I was Twilight Sparkle

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your horn gets floppy from poison joke.

I wish I was Smithy.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you turn into a Granny Smith apple (not the horse)

I wish there were no pony haters

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but there would be no more "Haters Gonna Hate" signs.

I wish I had an epic battle theme.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I have an even more epic villain theme and you'd be jealous

I wish I was hungry

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you starve to death and die.

I wish I could visit Koopa Castle.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Bowser eats you

I wish Donkey Kong had fleas