Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's you.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you abuse yer' powers and get banned.

I wish I could have an awesome battle theme.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but i never plays right
I wish i could use an unlimited number of times with out upsetting people

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but the posh loses his hat and monocle.

I wish for some chocolate pudding

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it all.

I wish I could visit the Ghost Zone.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you get stuck in there forever and die 4 days later

I wish for and and

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted you get their dead decaying corpses
I wish for the world to be filled with love

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but everybody loves you

I wish for a TV

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but everybody loves you

I wish for a TV

Wait how is that bad for me

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but everybody loves you

I wish for a TV

Wait how is that bad for me

Everybody, including monkeys who kiss you and other disgusting things

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but the tv explodes killing you
I wish i had a Krabby that was loyal and friendly but not in love with me

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but not only it faints in battle, it DIES.

I wish I had 999 Master Balls in Pokémon Diamond.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I steal them all.

I wish I could walk my pet fish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he explodes randomly.

I wish I could ride the Egg Walker.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're pulled over for going the wrong way on a one-way street.

I wish I was handsomer (because I'm already handsome).

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everything in the world is attracted to you.

I wish I could visit Nightopia.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't see anything.

I wish it was page 224.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but this thread dies.

I wish I could play NiGHTS.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't beat the first level.

I wish I had Super Mario 64, it wouldn't blow up, I could successfully play it and beat it, and I liked it.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you decide to hack it cuz your bored, use Moonjump codes, and fall into the Black Room of Death.

I wish I could visit Rawest Forest.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted, but toads come and throw knives at you

i wish severus snape would stop telling me to go to page 394

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, he starts you at Page 1.

I wish I knew what was on Page 395.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you cause a time paradox.

I wish I could visit the Mystic Ruins.

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted. I come with you and accidentally blow up some dynamite.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish I could visit Speed Highway.