Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but he gets a record deal and gets it all back
i wish for more rc

 

[Mariorules25]

私はあなたを殺すと日本語を話す

王位になる

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it already is, technically, so you have just wasted your wish.

It isn't. All numbers are finite, that is, have an ending. If Infinity is a number, then tell me how many zeroes it has.

And I can't grant TankDempsey's wish, because I don't know how to Japanese.

I wish I knew how to read Japanese

 

[Mariorules25]

okay heres a new one

Wish granted,but the rc just kill you

i wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish that i had wish about guns

 

[Gigaremo]

You wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish that someone shot you wish a gun.


I wish I was the won who got to shoot you.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you all in the end. I wish that Danny Phantom gets continued.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted,but then he gets bored and kills you

i wish was not on my shirt

 

[UltraMario]

(I'd get to be a ghost boy then, cool!) Granted, but is on yer' shirt nao. I wish I could fly on a nimbus.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but this nimbus is a cumulonimbus cloud that electrocutes you.

I wish I had a tiny umbrella to stop falling anvils

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Wiley sues you. I wish I was Roadrunner.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Wiley finally catches you

I wish I was Bugs Bunny

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get ate by a pack of wolves. I wish I could use streamers.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I steal it

I wish I can beat All Star on Very Hard without continuing in Super Smash Bros. Melee

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you lose 4 of yer' lives, lowerin' yer' score. I wish I was a dog.

 

[Ray Trace]

All Star doesn't use lives, you have only one :P

Granted, but the Chinese cook you and eat you like chicken

I wish I was a Rock Pigeon

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it makes it difficult to poop. I wish I was a lemur.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get caught and experimented by scientists

I wish my supply for Coke was endless

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted. You drink as much as you can and get EXTREMELY overweight. You then crash through the floor and into the earth, getting buried alive and dying.

I wish everyone in the world was a statue.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, everyone transforms into a statue.

I wish I wasn't so hot

 

[Gigaremo]

You're a statue, so you can't make that wish.

I wish that I was made of gold.

 

[Ray Trace]

-_-'

Granted, but you lose all your biological parts and lose your sentient being

I wish people stop wishing to be rich

 

[Gigaremo]

You're a statue.

Let's pretend I never made the statue wish.


Granted. They wish for you to die instead.

I wish that I was rich, which becomes a wish for you to die because of your previous wish and my corruption.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but someone still steals your money

I wish the amount of money someone has equaled to their intelligence

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that would make Robotnik only have 300$. I wish I could watch the Wisholigy trilogy again.

 

[Ray Trace]

Me too. But the Fairly Oddparents get canceled as soon as I grant your wish.

I wish I was clever