Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but its that you are his personal slave for all eternity.

I wish I wrote for the 'Shroom (I auditioned today! Wish me luck!)

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted ,but you fail and everyone hates you

i wish liked

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Bowser still hates Luigi.

I wish I was the classiest person on the forums.

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but after one minute "Classy is so one minute ago". No one likes classy

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but when you get it

its broken

i wish would get hit from

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but gets hit from

I wish I had a moustache

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but the mustache makes you suffercate

i wish a wish that had a wish that had a wish

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but 's wish is that you had a wish. So it's a viscous cycle going on for eternity.

I with I was old enough to drive. And well, do don't pull that one.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted but you crash and have no bones

i wish i could ............ not be random

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but 2 seconds later random is the new black. And you are not deemed "hip" enough to live.

I wish I was hip

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but you get flamed really bad

i wish everyone would like me here

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but everyone not on the forums hate u.

I wish Mario Kart 7 was on the Wii

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but people hate the game.

I wish Professor Layton and the Last Specter and/or Professor Layton and the Mask of Miracle would come out faster.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,they fly in your face and you die

i wish was more like

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but is more like

I wish people could see my awesome new avatar.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,they already do and they call you dumb

i wish my loch ness monster was real

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it confuses you for popcorn shrimp. You can guess what happens next.

I wish I was a Toad.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but people start calling you a freak and you get shot to death

i wish i was a wish

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you backfire upon yourself.

I wish Toads really existed as an equal species to humans.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted,but they just die

I wish a wish that had a wish that had a wish that number 9 would become a face

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the face becomes the number 0.

I wish infinity was a number.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but it already is, technically, so you have just wasted your wish.

I wish I could type the ∞ symbol.



...oh wait, I just did.

 

[Gigaremo]

Your keyboard breaks and ∞ becomes the only symbol you can type.

I wish my wishes wished that wishy wishy wasn't wishy wish wish wish.
In other words, I wish all of my wishes weren't a mess of jumbled NoNsEnSE.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but all you can wish for is to be eaten by cougars
I wish i had a leaf stone

 

[NSY]

Granted but you can't rip it ip.

I wish Wario should lose all of his money.