Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Xiahou Ba · Jul 29, 2011

Granted, but you get stuck in the Prehistoric times

I wish I can fly

Nabber · Jul 29, 2011

Again granted, but again, you crash into a tree every time you fly.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 29, 2011

I wish nabber would put a wish.

UltimatePetey · Jul 29, 2011

Granted, but he only does it once in your lifetime.

I wish I was animated.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 30, 2011

Granted, but you get hit on the head with an anvil about every five minutes

I wish it would rain CHOCOLATE!

Nabber · Jul 30, 2011

Granted, but a bar hits you on your head and you die a tragic death.
I wish I would stop forgetting to put wishes.

UltimatePetey · Jul 30, 2011

Granted, but you put stupid ones and everyone hates you.

I wish I could throw Barrels at a Woman.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but the woman throws the barrels back at you and you are crushed.

I wish Waluigi wasn't so annoying.

UltimatePetey · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but he is boring now.

I wish Wart would be in more games.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but he gets so popular that he overshadows Ganon.

I wish the Wii U had a less sucky name.

UltimatePetey · Jul 31, 2011

Granted, but it would be called the Nintendo ToadSucks.

I wish Mario Kart 7 wasn't called Mario Kart 7.

Toad Eightyfive · Jul 31, 2011

Ganondorf said:
Granted, but it would be called the Nintendo ToadSucks.

I wish Mario Kart 7 wasn't called Mario Kart 7.

Granted, but it would be called Mario Kart Super Awesome Time Heck Of A Game.

I wish you didn't hate toad.