Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but the process of it turning mature takes 50 billion years

I wish that it wasn't so late right now

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, you not will stop wishing

I wish Wii HD will be here now and I got enough money to buy it

You didn't actually grant my wish if I still can't stop wishing. -_-

Granted, but now it's the end of the world.

I wish my internet could find the Userpedia server

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, your internet finds the Userpedia server, but as soon as it does, your computer stops working.

I wish the moon was habitable.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, then the Earth becomes uninhabitable.
I wish for something.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you get a piece of lint.

I wish for that thing over there.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you die once you get it

I wish to know how to swim

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you aren't allowed near any source of water.

I wish life wasn't so hard.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you don't know how to die or even get killed by someone.

I wish my classmates to be nearly as mature as me

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but they also lose human kindness as well

I wish that Super Mario Galaxy 2 wasn't so overrated

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, SMG2 is overoverrated

I wish that my wii is sized as gamecube

 

[EctoBiologist]

granted, but it has the size of a bug.

I wish I could be the Heir of Breath and control the wind.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you get bored.
I wish my mom would let me get a pet cow.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you get pet hamburger

I wish I have guinness world record for biggest pizza ever

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then you get squished by it.
I wish I had Yoshi's Safari and the Super Scope.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but they are broken.
I wish for a new TV that has batteries and is not terrible and is not broken and that I can at least play a Wii on.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but somebody steals it.

I wish I could win every single Mafia game on this forum that I play in.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but you get bored coz you always win.
I wish I could beat the Elite Four.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you can't beat elite 8

I wish for money

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you get 1 cent.
I wish Flubber would PM me back.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you accidentally delete the PM before you read it.

I wish I wasn't poor.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you have no money at all.
I wish I wasnt scared now.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. You have no emotions.

I wish for some good-smelling cheese.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but all your other food smells worse.

I wish ice cream couldn't melt.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, all other food melts.

I wish I wouldn't run out of things to wish for.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you run out of time.
I wish to be happy.