Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. It's Wario eating Blue Yoshi alive

I wish Wario would marry Mario

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted, but they both have a heart attack right afterwards.
I wish that everyone got the perfect weather that I get here so that I don't feel left out when people are talking about "that tornado ate my pancakes!"

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Everyone gets a giant earthquake instead

I wish we can predict earthquakes accurately

 

[Smashley]

Granted, but tornadoes occur much more often

I wish Wario would never appear in a game again.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get miserable from withdrawal of torturing him

I wish Wario is the main character of the Mario series

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted, but it loses all popularity

I wish I could take over the world.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but it is only for one day.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you just wasted a wish

I wish that it wasn't so hot in California

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then it's freezing cold.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. You're extremely bored

I wish I had something to do

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but its something you don't want to do.

I wish for some doughnuts.