Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. It's Wario eating Blue Yoshi alive

I wish Wario would marry Mario

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted, but they both have a heart attack right afterwards.
I wish that everyone got the perfect weather that I get here so that I don't feel left out when people are talking about "that tornado ate my pancakes!"

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Everyone gets a giant earthquake instead

I wish we can predict earthquakes accurately

 

[Smashley]

Granted, but tornadoes occur much more often

I wish Wario would never appear in a game again.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get miserable from withdrawal of torturing him

I wish Wario is the main character of the Mario series

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted, but it loses all popularity

I wish I could take over the world.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but it is only for one day.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you just wasted a wish

I wish that it wasn't so hot in California

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then it's freezing cold.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. You're extremely bored

I wish I had something to do

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but its something you don't want to do.

I wish for some doughnuts.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you can't eat them.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you have dirty wishes instead.

I wish to have an awesome and strange user name.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, nobody likes it.

I wish that I could think of more wishes.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but everybody likes it

I wish I have billion Mario Games

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, but there are not a billion Mario games so you get none.
I wish for chortles

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. You die out of laughter

I wish Mario can appear in real-life

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, Mario will kill you that he thought you are litttle bowser

I wish that I have pet poppy bros

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, but I don't know what is so your get evil pirahanh plants
I wish I had good wishes

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you will get good learning suppiles wish

I wish that I can eat dead mario for dinner

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, you will get good learning suppiles wish

I wish that I can eat dead mario for dinner

Granted, but then he turns into a zombie and destoys your soul
I wish for Pie

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you will get world's smallest pie sized as period .

I wish zombie mario frozen and eatable

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. He's absolute zero and he's rotting

I wish Mario would get fat like Wario

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, there is 2 warios

I wish for kirby to be real

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, he sucks p everything in sight.

I wish I met Kid Cudi.