Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but then the government shuts down.
I wish that I hadnt sold Mario Kart DS
 
Granted, but you get bored of the races on it (I did)

I wish I could have the time to turn Hacked again into a written story.
 
Granted. It doesn't come with batteries

I wish that people knew that salads weren't always the healthiest choice
 
Granted, but they don't eat healthy
I wish people would be active this late at night.
 
Granted, but people are disoriented because of lack of sleep.

I wish that I don't go to school tomorrow
 
Granted, but you don't get weekends anymore.
I wish someone would go to my new nightclub.
*wink *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
 
Granted. It's me, who is a moronic imbecile

I wish I wasn't planning to go to sleep soon so I can be here longer in your club
 
Granted. It's me, who is a moronic imbecile

I wish I wasn't planning to go to sleep soon so I can be here longer in your club
Granted but you stay up all night IN THE COOLEST NEW PLACE ON THE FORUM! And your parents get angry at you.
I wish I had a waitor/waitress at my club.
 
Granted, but he/she is extremely clumsy

I wish that you continue making late night clubs because they're fun
 
Granted but each is more sleezy than the last.
I wish Mason would stop hatin on my clubs