Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you have to share it with me

I wish to download Laundry Service (Shakira's 3rd CD)

 

[Lily x]

Granted but you turn into a freaky old dude instead
I wish for the gorillaz new CD to be realeased NOW!

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but you get a bad quality CD, so you must wait for the releasing day for get a good quality one.

I wish don't get fat.

 

[Lily x]

Granted but you become obese instead
I wish for cheese

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but it brokes down after a week again.

I wish the same as you.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you get a bad quality CD, so you must wait for the releasing day for get a good quality one.

The CD came out ages ago ._.
Anyway

Granted, but you do 5 and I eat 2 of 'em

I wish that some user at CWiki eventually get bored to create useless dramas.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but they do dramas again after some years.

I wish a very powerful and endless power.

 

[Bluedevil]

Granted, but the power destroys everything you touch.

I wish to get better at drawing on Photoshop.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted, but then you eat pie forever.
I wish for pie.

 

[Lily x]

Granted but its pie flavoured
I wish for infinate money

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you have to comment on my art thread

I wish to have the right pencils to color my drawings

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted but you have to comment on my art thread

Okay, where is it?

Granted, but they break easily.

I wish I could lay eggs and throw them at people's faces just like Yoshi.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

It's on fan creations
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Granted, but they initiate a war against you, and you have to run for your life, until Mario shows up.

I wish for a paradox

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but the paradox is an infinite paradox, so you'll never understand it

I wish for something cool and unbrokeable

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but someone gets jealous and takes it away from you.

I wish I had some Einstein Bros. Bagles.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but then you fall and they fall too... into a bottomless pit.

I wish know the person who invented the Querty typing system for give him/her a punch

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but because you changed the past, this creates a different future, a future where (insert a person you don't like here) rules the whole world and forces everybody to work 25 hours a day and videogames don't exist! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I wish I was transported 100 years into the future.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but you find there a very traumatical thing that makes you return

I wish for something delicious to eat

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but its very expensive.

I wish I had Paper Mario 3DS.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you have to play it with me!

I wish to know how to submit a video on ShakiraMedia.com

 

[Lily x]

Granted but it wont let you anyway.
I wish for a non broken, non stealable, purple 3ds NOW!

 

[Chivi-chivik]

Granted, but it has a virus that spoils all the things it have inside.

I wish for all the Game Soundtracks I want (they can't be erased from my computer, they have to be in a MP3 good quality)

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you become obsessed with the soundtracks and forget to do your homework and gets bad grades in school so your parents take the soundtracks away.

I wish I had ice vision.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you can't do anything without freezing what you are looking at.

I wish Shakira to be in the Vina del Mar Festival 2012

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you can't go because you're busy.

I wish I knew what to wish for.