Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you have to share it with me

I wish to download Laundry Service (Shakira's 3rd CD)
 
Granted, but you get a bad quality CD, so you must wait for the releasing day for get a good quality one.

I wish don't get fat.
 
Granted, but it brokes down after a week again.

I wish the same as you.
 
Chivi-chivik said:
Granted, but you get a bad quality CD, so you must wait for the releasing day for get a good quality one.
The CD came out ages ago ._.
Anyway

Granted, but you do 5 and I eat 2 of 'em

I wish that some user at CWiki eventually get bored to create useless dramas.
 
Granted, but they do dramas again after some years.

I wish a very powerful and endless power.