Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but your nickname is changed to SpellingFreak47 (?)

I wish for a Charmed Comic Issue featuring Shakira, where they discover she's a witch, and without a screw-up for any of the characters, including her
 
Granted, but it finished not being a success, so they stop to release it before you could get it.

I wish a cardboard with all the autographs of all my fave Mario Characters in it. It has to be unbreakable, and nobody can steal it.
 
Granted, but you have to grant me a perfect Charmed issue with no fails, and successfull

I wish to overcome my fears
 
Granted, but you aren't fear to fall down from a bottomless pit and you jump inside.

I wish to have a lot of money (it cannot be stolen)
 
Granted but it's salty

I wish killer doll that can't hurt me and anyone who I love
 
Granted, but it kills itself.

I wish I could draw with a graphics tablet.
 
Granted, but it's a bad-quality tablet and it blows up.

I wish to have a perfect meeting with my fave Nintendo charas. (perfect means it can't be spoiled!)
 
Granted, but then you get bored of fixing mistakes.

I wish not have school projects
 
Granted, but people don't like it and they remove it

I wish for more good anime on TV