Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[wsbm]

Granted, but it can only display red and black.

I wish Peach's voice wasn't constantly so falsetto.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. She now sounds like a guy.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it's basically pizza with 100000 calories per slice.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. She now sounds like a guy.

I had a feeling...


Granted. It's a mac.

I wish the silver star mission in Throwback Galaxy added the bullet bill tower.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but It's all glitchy and freezes the game every time it fires.

I wish for a real Yoshi!

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish *insert celebrity here* would give me millions of dollars.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but the millions of dollars are from another planet and only cost 0.0000000001 of a dollar.

I wish I am the most intelligent and clever being on this planet.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but your head explodes due to the overload of knowledge.

I wish a human celebrity would give me a million dollars and nobody would notice and I'd get to keep the money and spend it on something I want and I won't get conned out of my money.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you die the next second.

I wish that people desire knowledge more than money.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Granted, but they use this knowledge to rob the bank.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[vvooper]

Granted, but suddenly all the water on Earth dries up and YOU DIE.

I wish it would be midnight already.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you suddenly fall asleep and hit your head on the floor and YOU DIE.

I wish I didn't need to go to school on Monday.