Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Scorpion999]

But in that break you get tortured to near-death.
I wish I could have Dragon Ball-esque fighting skills(I'm in karate)

 

[MCD]

Granted, but you get punched by some tough guy in the face.

I wish for

My name is

My name is

Chuck Norris

 

[Scorpion999]

Granted but the real Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you.

I want s hot girlfriend that likes me(I thought of that loophole. Be creative guys!)

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you cheat in her and broke up with you.

I wish to finally see the 4th season of WoWP.

 

[Brick4848]

Granted but afterward you are killed because that was classified.

I wish I was an admin here at this forum.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but...

My name is

My name is

Chuck Norris

I wish for sponges.

 

[N]

Granted, but it was a very annoying sponge with buck teeth and brown pants.

I wish for all Pokemon to be free!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted, but recapture them and sell them on the black market!
I wish more people would sign up for my outsiders mafia

 

[N]

Granted, but the people die soon after.

I wish that all the UNHOLY GODS OF DEATH WOULD BRING TORTURE TO ALL LIVING BEINGS!

*Huff* *Choke*

Anyone got a glass of water?

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but you die too.

I wish I could do ANYTHING.

 

[N]

OH YEAH?! Well, I refuse to grant your wish.

I wish, that all wishes are wished to the wishes of wisdom.