Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but then a huricane hits

I wish for the snow to fall already

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it causes an avalanche.

I wish I knew what happens to the food you drop but can't find.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it's to disgusting to bear

I wish for a cookie

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's made of Hillary Swank's arm.

I wish for a cabinet.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it is made of dirt

I wish for apple jacks

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get the old ones that had nothing to do with apples whatsoever.

I wish I had some Mentos.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but they fall in some Coca Cola.

I wish for Chuck Norris.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but he dies

I wish for chocolate

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he dies

Impossible. Chuck Norris doesn't die. He waits.

Granted, but it's mine and I eat it.

I wish for a flying ice cream truck.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but there is no ice cream in it

I wish for my foot to stop being asleep

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's grouchy when it wakes up.

I wish for Bowser Jr. to commit suicide.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but before he gets married and has a son named Bowser Jr. jr.

I wish people would stop putting question marks and the end of sentences by mistake?

 

[New Super Mario]

You can't wish because it should have been Bowser III instead of Bowser Jr. Jr.

I wish for hot chocolate

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I spit in it.

I wish Chuck Norris would kill this douchebag who bothers me.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but I just dye the corn green

I wish for a candle to be lighten

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but the flame is dark.

I wish nobody would say the word granted.

 

[New Super Mario]

'Ranted my fellow southern friend, 'ranted

I wish for you to say 'Ranted

 

[unit4545]

ARRRGH! I HATE THOSE STUPID NETWORKING SITES!!!!! FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, TWITTER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH JUST CALLING SOMEBODY!!!!!

You wanted me to rant, right?

I wish for a genie.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he doesn't do anything and you get stuck with a lamp that matches none of your furniture.

I wish adults would find more exciting things to talk about than houses for sale.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but then they talk about the history of our founding fathers

I wish for Waluigi

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he only appears in more spinoffs.

I wish the next Paper Mario game would be a real RPG.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you have to play as Merlon and not Mario

I wish for the same thing the guy said before Ralph's wish's 3 wishes behind him

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you don't corrupt it.

I wish the NFL spread out bye weeks more.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you're never there

I wish I wasn't being driven insane by a Ghost

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, he drives you off a cliff.

I wish I could make more bad puns.